Edgewater Park

A small retro time machine back to the past neighborhood when hand shakes and your word meant everything and was all you needed. A great balls to the wall place that has more things to do than an amusement park and a circus combined. A leader in the education of street smarts and street honor.

Respect of others and their belongings including girls is not only expected but is mandatory. There is severe consequences if you fail at anything above.

The neighborhood has been called racist but the truth is the only thing they are racist against is disrespectful douchebag losers. Regardless of skin color.

Let’s go to Edgewater Park and learn something

by EPB4life April 4, 2022

park & drive

when you stick your dong in her and start to drive it in (aka fucking)

“damn dude, did you pipe her yet?”

-“yeah, it was a great park & drive.”

by Jonny Boy AppleSeed April 29, 2019

Mya Parks

Mya is a big jerk who everyone should hate she is a bully and she is rude to everyone I hope that she moves into a hole and dies.

fuck Mya Parks she is a bitch

by what is up suker May 31, 2018

Parked

when something's boring, over, not moving- just like a parked car.

invented by samuelsleeves (on tiktok)

Omg it's not even lunch yet? This day is absolutely parked.

or

Person 1: hey how's that new movie you saw?

Person 2: parked. not worth seeing.

by randomperson5000 March 15, 2024

Trailer park haiku

Trailer park haiku is a low rent version of and original haiku meant to lend a higher consciou awareness of the situation or experience ie; she said she thought the world of me she said she couldn't live without me and then she said yes officer that's him.

Excuse me does the management allow trailer park haikus here?

by Harmonica homie March 8, 2021

Elizabeth Parks

The most beautiful girl in the world. Someone who has hurt and been hurt back. The woman that deserves everything

Elizabeth Parks, Izzie, I don't know if you'll ever read this, but I'm sorry. If I could do anything I'd go back so I could love you again and make it right.

by MG2106 January 24, 2024

Moscow parking

To place a meeting in a THIRD layer above existing ones. May be understandable by the boomers only, not sure.

Andrew, fucking MOSCOW PARKING again? Pls, be a professional, schedule a meeting next day!

by Myswarm February 18, 2023