Narcissistic personality order

Because the narcissist has no disorder.

"As you insisted, I went to the therapist. She told me I have narcissistic personality order, which she said very few individuals have. I described our relationship and she wants to see you three times a week."

by Monkey's Dad March 6, 2020

exploded personal space

A newly-expanded distance between oneself and another person, which we yearn to have violated and honored at the same time.

Her exploded personal space had gone from a few inches to the government-mandated six-foot radius and it felt like an invisible prison cell.

by Monkey's Dad March 23, 2020

smelly personality

somebody who has a personality that is very smelly & hurts other people’s feelings

‘Oh my god Aimee has such a smelly personality’

by thesuperiorrhi June 16, 2020

smelly personality

somebody who has a personality that is very smelly, hurting or effecting other peoples feelings

‘Oh my god Aimee has such a smelly personality’

by thesuperiorrhi June 16, 2020

Corona Persona

Your unkempt, unshaven, hobo-looking self due to months of isolation due to a global pandemic.

I turned on my camera for the zoom call even though my corona persona was in full bloom.

by eschatar September 8, 2020

Best Personality

Something that the most attractive person may not necessarily have.

1. Britney Spears, Madonna, Lady Gaga, Hillary Duff and the Spice Girls will never win the 'Best Personality' prize because they're not very talented music wise, they're known more for their videogenic sex appeal than their music and the media highlights all the time how vapid and stupid they are.
2. Cliff: You still dating Rachael?

Norm: Yeah.

Cliff: OK, so she's pretty. She's got red hair and blue eyes but SHE HAS FLAT TITS!

Norm: Of all the woman I've dated, she's got the Best Personality. what else matters?

3. Meranda is very attractive but she will never win in the 'Best Personality' because she's a self-centered BITCH.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice September 21, 2020

wierd_person300

smells like bologna.

Hey have you seen wierd_person300, "yeah they smell like bologna"

by cockkiller4000 October 31, 2020