Monkey Dust

The lint that gets trapped in the hair on your nuts

She went down lick them, but she came up with a mouthfull of Monkey Dust

by Cyzzl November 14, 2003

Monkey Barracuda

a monkey Barracuda hybrid that lives in or near dumpsters.

Also lives in the nasty grimiest dirtiest womens anal cavity

my friend saw the monkey barracuda last night when he was throwing out the trash

I was about to fuck my girlfriend when all of a sudden a monkey barracuda jumped on my penis and i jumped

by 1337zor April 13, 2008

first monkey

An African-American's wife;ex.: Michelle Obama (See obsquecious)

I heard that the first monkey, Michelle Obama, infecting the White House staff with AIDS.

by poopydonym May 15, 2009

Space Monkey Mafia

A film making crew based in the United States producing films that can be viewed on YouTube.

Person 1: Did you see the new SMM (Space monkey mafia) film?
Person 2: That was beyond a film, that was the definition of AWESOME!

by SMMExtention1 January 1, 2010

monkey bumps

A playful name for a lady's breasts.

Man: I'm bored.
Lady: Do you wanna get naked and play with my monkey bumps?
Man: <gets naked>

by crxchaos June 7, 2005

lab monkey

One who burns iso's all day for their superiors to use in the lab. One who's biggest weakness is networking. Should be in lab all day and night. 24/7 lab weenie.

Thank god I'm not a lab monkey like Rye San

by Lameo June 18, 2006

hose monkey

Generally applies to men.
To be in the habit of continually playing with one's "hose" like a monkey...
Also applies to most types of useless or ineffective behavior.
See "wanker"

That guy is such a useless hose monkey.

by <T>-=ad0be=- July 15, 2008