Beats My Meat

An unprofessional way to say ‘beats me.’ Mainly used when prompted with a question you have absolutely have no knowledge in.

Origin: Whittier, CA

Chris: “hey Jorge, who drives that shitty lookin RSX”
Jorge: “shiiiit, beats my meat”

by Memebooois May 16, 2022

Cambodian meat tube

The act of filling a collegue, or partner's rectal cavity with diced calf, waiting 2 weeks, and using a turkey baster to extract said diced calf to allow the flow of feces to fall out of the anus.
You can reuse the meat if you wish.

Hey Susan, wanna try a Cambodian meat tube?

by Franklen Ballace November 19, 2021

Montreal Meat Pie

Its just a Canadian fucking a meat pie.

"And that's why they call it a Montreal Meat Pie."

by etjn March 18, 2022

meat pouch missionary

When a guy has to lift his belly up and set it on her back to penetrate her vaginal opening with his flesh rocket

He had a trucker gut so he had to give his paid girlfriend a meat pouch missionary

by #Teameverhard September 13, 2021

Texas meat whore

A Texas butcher that is passed around from store to store cutting meat all day who works long hours with little personal time

Steve is being treated like a Texas meat whore at his job.

by definitlee September 15, 2021

Bleach Your Meat

To apply bleach to change the skin tone of a woman's vagina so the baby the produce will be fair skinned.

Hey, I'm trying to give my bay the best headstart in life I can!

Then you gotta Bleach Your Meat

by RodgerTech February 15, 2022

spicy meat closet

A Vagina with one or more STD's

"You really dont wanna get with her, I hear shes got a spicy meat closet"

by Sour Jeremy February 27, 2022