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Midwest City High School 

a dumb school. the freshmen are fucking idiots who think they run the place and the sophomores always simp for them. the juniors are annoying and all they love blasting music with their windows down. the seniors are cool doe. the teachers are persistent as all hell and the bitches aren't even fine; all they do is eat hot chip, be bisexual, lie, twerk, charge they phone, and eat mcdonald. the games are fun to go to. if you like hearing the n-word 100 times a day then i would recommend it. don’t use the vending machines.
yeah my uncle went to that Midwest City High School.

Arsenal Discord High Ranks 

Arsenal discord high ranks are in-classified species with the class of J (Jerk) class. They probably has an anime profile pictures which classifies them as J-1 (Jerk-1) and probably worships virtual game characters like a god.

They like using a slang classified as Jerk-2 which concludes “Ok and”, “Cry about it” Sometimes bullies low ranks
Good and Kind High Ranks are classified as Jerk-1A. An alternate version of it.

J1, J-2 wastes their life on virtual level.

To identify high ranks, simply look at their level. 25+ is considered high ranks
Guy 1: hey did you hear about the new group of Arsenal Discord High Ranks
Guy 2: yea the group sucks ass lol

Lake Howell High School

The worst school in Central Florida. A place where a girl showing her shoulders is more important than the massive drug usage. Wait, was that.. the bell? Oh right, I forgot, "the bell doesnt dismiss you". Forgot to mention how the school recieved over a million dollars from a donor and it goes to a fucking pool and turf. The laptops at this school are older than the shit that has been sitting in the stairwell. I'm not even joking its literal shit. And I swear if I see one more bald man riding around a golf cart at the school I'm going to scream. They claim to be making a new building in the senior parking lot but cant even fix the damn roofs. And I swear to god the roaches at that school are evolving to teenage mutant ninja roaches. And oh god, the food there.. The ONE thing that wa decent was the fries, *poof* gone.
Lake Howell High School can suck my dick

Brea Olinda High School 

A high school on top of a hill that has terrible traffic in the morning, and especially in the afternoon.

The layout of the school can be confusing to traverse since it's so damn symmetrical and you might find yourself on the opposite side of the school on the way to your next period. There's a pointless diagonal pattern pathway in the center grass field in the middle of the school that most students just ignore and walk their own way. The stairs and hallways are always crowded especially when it's lunch break, and if you're not lucky enough to have a 4th period class near the lunch stalls you're gonna have to wait in even more crowded lines to get the lunch they hand out, not that you'd be missing much since the lunch they give out is worse than prison food. The student population is well over 1,500 so it's no mystery why it's like that.

The teachers are okay, the counselors are alright, if you go to this school chances are you'll probably also go to college. If not, then you're not one of the majority of the students who do and you'll also most likely be attending the secondary school halfway down the hill called Brea Canyon High School, don't worry though you have to have an IQ of less than 15 to get there or either you chose to go there instead since it's easier and they have shorter school days.
Fun Fact: Sometimes in the morning Brea Olinda High School has a crow that perches on top of the flagpole and just watches people pass by, it's actually quite majestic.

(Probably an undercover bird drone to spy on the students)

kantor king solomon high school 

school in redbridge known for having some of the most retarded students ever. for example, someone from this school told me that a kid smeared shit all over the toilet walls. also a teacher there was a pedo or something idk
boy 1: you know inbred steve goes to kantor king solomon high school
boy 2: makes sense, his parents are siblings

Vernon Hills high school 

A good school with many excellent teachers. The teachers try to help students much as they can until they pass the class. Some or most of the teachers in this school would give students retakes.

but...

DURING THE YEAR 2021-2022, THERE HAVE BEEN MANY FIGHTS AND WEIRD STUFF GOING AROUND. STUDENTS WOULD VAPE IN THE BATHROOM, WHERE IT GETS GLOOMY AND FOGGY. I'M HAPPY THAT THIS IS MY FINAL YEAR.
Jeff: Hey David, how is Vernon Hills high school?
David: School itself is good, but I've witnessed a lot of school fights.

saiko ni high ti yatsu da 

The Act Of Getting High After Sucking Joseph Joestar's Blood
DIO: *Sucks Joseph Joestar's Blood*

DIO: SAIKO NI HIGH TI YATSU DA!