eat your stump

Eating a dick

I'll eat your stump of your teeth haven't been all over it

by Curse of Yig June 24, 2017

eat some oatmeal

a code term for smoking weed

yo man lets go eat some oatmeal

by dkfogksjhfdogisjkdgrf March 20, 2012

Eating some Brains

When a woman violently licks the ball sack while the man squeezes his nuts together to resemble a brain (aka The Brain). This action is like a zombie eating some brains.

Last night Lauren started groaning while we were doing it, next thing you know, she's eating some brains.

by td9187 April 1, 2013

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by rhugogiuy5878754478 October 18, 2025

eat

John opened the door on his stepsister Jenny getting changed and Jenny turned around and said," Don't go, stay," she said with sexual intention. She ran over to him with her panties down and shoved the door shut. His pants immediately shot up with an erection as Jenny pushed Johns' face against her vagina. She then pulled down his pants and placed the gigantic purple tip of his penis in her mouth and slid it down her throat. He smacked the inside of her pussy with his tongue as his penis ejaculated in her mouth. They both took a break for a second before Jenny quickly pushed her hand down the foreskin of his dick and watched the cum spray all over her tits. He gave her anal for 2 hours before he ejaculated again and she ate his dick. She was nearly drowning in cum before he impregnated her.

He wanted to eat an apple

by poopoostinkyfarthole May 19, 2022

Glue Eating Jaw

Is a term to describe people who have a tiny little baby mouth with a mammoth of a chin like that shit head Jay Leno, This tiny little mouth is perfect for inserting the head of a glue bottle and the inside of their mouth is big enough to hold many bottles of glue.

Look at that cuck Richard he's got a real glue eating jaw

by Little shit head named Dale February 8, 2021

eat my head

When someone annoyingly talk way too much they eat my head. Nagging or just won’t stop talking about bullshit no one cares about.

*Homie be talking all day about some random ass chick he met in Liverpool*
Me: Bro shout the hell up you’re eating my head dude.
Homie: sorry mate my bad you’re right I didn’t notice.

POV your wife is an American woman born after 1990:
You: Fuck my wife eat my head all day long bro.
Bro: What can you do bro, you married an American girl that was born after 1990, that’s how it is mate.

by H00P0E September 23, 2022