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a person that is super sporty and loves food and would die for cotton candy if you don't relate to any of these your probably dumb or a thot. they are most likely gonna be annoying to you
hey eyto your so frickin annoying get away from me.
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Jeby Eyes 

When you get so hammered that your left eye must look a completely different way then your right eye to focus.
"She's brining out the Jeby Eyes"
Look, she’s got Jeby eyes!
Jeby Eyes by Dana March 8, 2005

yabby eyed 

The 18 year old was so yabby eyed at his 18th birthday party that he pissed his pants and had to be put to bed by his parents at 10pm.
yabby eyed by Leroy The Prophet October 12, 2006

funhouse eyes 

A person, usually but not always a female, who sees herself as being much fatter or skinnier than she really is, even when she looks in the mirror.
What gave Bertha the idea she could come on to me? Does she have funhouse eyes or what?
funhouse eyes by Gregg Brady December 1, 2006

ecol-eye 

after figering the asshole stick your shitty figer in your partners eye
"she was so horny she didn't care that she got ecol-eye from tom"
ecol-eye by rochester911 November 18, 2007

dribbly eye 

some-one with a wonky, watery eye
look at that bloke, he's got a dribbly eye!
dribbly eye by neil-p March 21, 2009