SUPER DOUCHE 5000

(Adj) A person who is a waste; an idiot. One that dosen't realize that they are talking from there ass. Also used to describe a male / female (N) that won't let you be who you wana be. To act in a ridiculous manner; embarassing (V)
Person 1: You see that guy last night he just woulden't shut up about how badass he was.

Person 2: We all know hes not!

Person 1: Yeah he was a super douche 5000
by C.O.M 5000 April 29, 2010
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Douche Bagel

An egocentric goof that aspires to be a f*ckboy. A person that spends the day rummaging through garbage and fishing in a mud puddle by side of barn. Lives in board shorts and always has a bong in hand. This persons vocabulary is capped at 200 words. Like moldy cream cheese on a burnt bagel, this persons cocky jokes are unappetizing and stale.

(May or may not shower weekly)
This Douche bagel keeps repeating "Yo, Gintel you there?", it is not funny.
by Sweet Banana June 04, 2023
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Douche bag drive by

When the laziest most worthless person in the office walks with purpose and sighing around the office so everyone know they are there.
Did you see John do the douche bag drive by around the perimeter .
by pettyblue72 September 12, 2022
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Douche Caboose

The brother of the girl you with.
Hey Hainer, is your brother the douche caboose coming with us?
by Ajudichop April 25, 2021
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Scientolo-Douche

When someone behaves very strangely after becoming a member of the church of scientology.
Tom Cruise use to be cool, until he became a Scientolo-Douche!
by Rip Ravenscroft August 31, 2018
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Douche Baggage

Douche Baggage- When someone has a good quality but also has one or more irredeemable traits that come along with them.
Randy has contributed so much to our hobby but he comes with a lot of douche baggage.
by Dingus dufus October 30, 2020
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Dolly Douche

Aka douchey dolly. A person like Dolly Vision, a YouTube creator, who likes to who likes to exploit & revictimize victims, especially women & children, their families & friends for $$. Specializes in running with crazy conspiracies, theories & rumors.
Stop being a dolly douche. Ewww, look another dolly douche, attacking that victim for money. Wow, dolly douche, can't believe he's lying about a missing child & making money.
by Ross Robert October 15, 2022
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