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Festive Douche

When someone fills their mouth with either beer, wine or some other alcoholic beverage to the point where their cheeks are swollen and then spit-squirt it at & into someones else's butt-hole from distance of no more than 6 inches away.
My buddies got a little drunk & carried away around the campfire the other night and one of them decided to poop without grabbing TP and had to ask the other to give him a festive douche in order to get right.

Weird thing is my other buddy told me how much HE enjoyed the night, but they are both married so I guess they aren't gay.
by milpoolSK April 24, 2023
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douche canoe

a phrase to describe someone who is being mean, rude, or annoying. Often used to describe men.
Oh my god he is being such a douche canoe
by douchecanoe999 January 8, 2022
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Douche Old

How a douche bag can look older than they really are.
How old do you think that guy is? Kinda young?

Maybe, he likes like he could be douche old.
by microk December 16, 2010
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Amuse Douche

Someone who suffers from a touch of douchebaggery. The douchiness tends to come out mostly when they are in refined situations and they cannot resist the urge to show everyone how sophisticated they are. Like an amuse bouche in the culinary world.
Dale was such an amuse douche when we went to dinner with my parents. He even snapped his fingers at the waitress when he needed another orange for his Blue Moon.
by vanern August 3, 2021
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Scholarly gentle-douche

A guy who appears to be a gentleman and a scholar, but is really a douchebag.
Girl 1: "So I was talking to this guy who seemed alright, but then just turned into a douchebag."
Boy 1: "Sounds like that guy was a scholarly gentle-douche."
by Sokolebowski November 7, 2011
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Douche Bag

Being unable to take a joke, telling or ratting on someone else because you are a tool
Alfie is over reacting, man he sure is a douche bag
by your such a douche July 2, 2011
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Full-Douche

A douche bag, but of other worldly proportions.
Chad is not just a douche, not even a half douche, he’s a full-douche
by Gtennis310 November 12, 2018
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