Canadian Jerk

when you beat your meat in a public setting

“Did you hear about John doing the canadian jerk in the bathroom?”

by Beepfofnejd December 18, 2022

Canadian Cowgirl

When a woman named josie sits on your lap and feeds you a snowcone

She came over and started doing a Canadian Cowgirl it was good

by jamesthebird12 December 31, 2022

Canadian log jam

When you cover a maple leaf in maple syrup, jam it down a girls ass, and then nibble it out with only your front teeth.

I met a Canadian girl the other night and she would only let me hit it if I gave her a canadian log jam.

I love the Canadian log jam, but the leaves are hard to find fresh.

by Jakelmoore January 12, 2023

Canadian log jam

When you cover a maple leaf in maple syrup, jam it down a girls ass, and then nibble it out with only your front teeth like a beaver.

I met a Canadian girl the other night and she would only let me hit it if I gave her a canadian log jam.

I love the Canadian log jam, but the leaves are hard to find fresh.

by Jakelmoore January 12, 2023

Canadian salt shaker

When the passenger of a vehicle grabs ahold of the drivers steering wheel and yanks it causing them to crash into the ditch

I was driving my buddy home from the bar and that drunk grabbed ahold of my steering wheel and gave me the Canadian salt shaker, spun out right into the ditch”

by Anonamoose69420 January 17, 2023

Caleaya

Caleaya is a wonderful friend who is funny asf she is also super duper honest she is so pretty and looks judgy and scary at first but when you get to know her you will love her!

Me: does this shirt look good?
Caleaya: no.

by Tson January 19, 2023

Canadian Sunday

When you relieve yourself of all fluids including semen, urine, and fecal matter all at once in the toilet bowl.

Coined by Pat McAfee

Jim left a Canadian Sunday in the toilet last night and forgot, the next morning he was shocked by what he saw.

See Josh McDaniels Turned Plane Around On Colts Job After Jim Irsay Spent Too Much Time In His Bathroom? on youtube t=3:40

by ak4992 January 20, 2023