don't tase me, bro

to whine like a little girl after receiving a punishment or retribution that one deserves

After Andrew's boneheaded diatribe against imaginary evil, his cries of, "Don't tase me, bro!" brought cheers to the crowd as the security guards escorted him out.

don't tase me, bro by Dr. Jeffery O'Dwyer October 8, 2007

C3P Bro 

Yo, a fucking tool who tells everyone everything like a little snitch asshole. He gets all excited and starts waving his arms like a fucking gay golden british robot who likes R2D2's little satellite shit shoved up his metallic ass. He needs to be with people at all times or else they will talk shit about him. never sleeps, but you can unplug him and run down his battery if there are a lack of guys in the room for him to hit on.

"What the fuck is up with that gay golden robot that keeps trying to tug on my cock?"

"I don't know, he's a fucking C3P Bro."

C3P Bro by nigggaaa 3333000 February 21, 2009

yeah bro

males who aspire to be ginos or guidos and try far too hard, often hailing from Woodridge, Ont

Yeah bros wear chinstrap facial hair, blowout haircuts and try and wheel anyone with a pulse

yeah bro by Chico77 November 9, 2010

on bro 

a word used in Indiana branches of the word on foe New we don't wanna take they slang so we say on bro

on bro these mf tweaking

Or on bro what u on

on bro by LOV3X January 4, 2021

done bro' 

A term or phrase used when someone is outdone. This usually corresponds to a physical activity, such as football or basketball. When someone is tackled and laid out, or someone is crossed over badly in a game, this phrase is used.

(roy jones jr. gets knocked out) Audience member addressing his friend: Done bro'

(guy gets crossed over so badly that he falls flat on his ass) Guy to his friend: Done bro'

done bro' by Jordan jigs January 11, 2009

show bro 

This term originated in theatre, coined by the venerable theatre critic Allison Ward. It can refer to a variety of situations involving a bro, but the following are the most common uses of it:

1)A friend who is not really your friend, thus for show

2) a bro in your show, thus a "show bro"

3) a bro who aids your show, whether by working in the crew, or driving you around to obscure prop shops to pick up swords.

4) a bro of whom you are proud, and thus flaunt continually

1) "I though that Karen was my friend, but she just told my secret to everyone!"

"Yup, she's a show bro for sure."

show bro by Dormsalot November 15, 2009

He-Bro 

A fellow Jewish friend.

A play off of the word "Hebrew"

Jew 1: "Yeah, me and Noah went to temple today."
Jew 2: "Wow. You guys are really good he-bros."

He-Bro by Jewbalee December 20, 2010