Anal addiction

What you get when you're drugged by doctors criminals and society with 1000s of cocktails of addictive drugs and pillaged sexually for your children

Get a restraining order against Homewood health center Guelph Ontario Canada for their anal addiction

by Cody5050 January 28, 2022

Anal rangers

Asshole. Man pussy. Turd cutter. Anal rangers

Those two anal rangers are playing peek-a-boo with one another's brown eye. Tony loves to be called captain Cornhole when he's riding Bruce's man pussy. What a bunch of anal rangers.

by Gut buster September 29, 2018

Anal Glaucoma

Anal Glaucoma is when a person can not see their ass doing a certain task.

Housecat "I can't make it to work this morning, I have anal glaucoma something fierce."

Boss " Never heard of such."

Housecat "I just can't see my ass coming to work today."

Boss "I've heard em all now.!!!"

The master sergeant hoped that the Lance Corporal has a good excuse for missing formation.

Anal Glaucoma devil dog, very well marine very well, as you were.

by Woodhippie September 22, 2022

Anal Lamaze

Breathing exercises when participating in anal sex.

Paul said “Dan we need to practice our anal Lamaze this weekend.

by Chia Zappulla December 7, 2019

anal torpedo

The act of one projective launching their fecal log into a woman’s vagina underwater

Roger just anal torpedoed jelly while they were skinny dipping

by Lof yu rong thyme May 10, 2020

Anal master

Someone who has dedicated their life to the practice of anal activities and anal worship, using their butthole for good or evil.Ass to the brass

Nikki”With great power comes great Anal Master responsibility”

by Butthole Bobber December 19, 2020

Anal Fairy

the fairy that comes around at night and gives you an anal exam and collects dingleberries out of your asshole, the anal fairy often tickles your asshole so you know it's there. It loves the taste of cumberries and leaves you money for them. Cumberries are dingleberries infused with cum after an anal cream pie.

Little Boy: "Hey Daddy when is the Anal Fairy coming to visit me?"

Daddy: "Whenever a big black man with a raging veiny 12-inch boner comes and ass fucks you and you diarrhea on his dick."

Little Boy: "Ok Daddy I can't wait to diarrhea on a Big Black Man's dick, and get a visit from the legendary Anal Fairy!"

Daddy: "Thats My Boy!"

by !Hey May 13, 2024