Jed Moment

A phenomenon in which a whimsical or anomalous event consisting of an awkward silence or facepalm followed by stating "Jed Moment"

"Why does he smell like a bingus?"
"Jed moment"

by Beaj the man June 30, 2024

dickballs moment

when you realize you fibbled the bag.

Friend: "Bro what happened I thought you guys were dating."
Me: "On god a dickballs moment."

by superbigpenis9000 May 11, 2022

Tourette's Moment

A sudden outburst of swearing brought on by the stupidity of others

"Gah, cunts! Fuck! Shit!"

"What's wrong, dude?"

"Just having a Tourette's Moment, the payroll guys fucked me over again, no overtime!"

by facibus October 25, 2012

Teachable moment

I mean, you're just saying it because I said it

Hym "No. No fuck-face. I saw a teachable moment. AND WHAT DID WE LEARN? Because I don't know. I'm not the lesson learner here. You sure as hell didn't learn to tell the truth. THAT'S THE LESSON! Lie your ass off... And withhold the truth... So you can pretend to be better then the guy to whom you are lying... That's it. I think we found it."

by Hym Iam May 19, 2024

Ban Moment

During a time when someone does something very dumb or messing something up over a very simple activity or a question

How did you mess this up! It was a simple activity of putting water into the house, how did you light the house on fire! Your having a Ban Moment!

by Lamar The Sterotype November 10, 2022

Robi moment

Refers to ROBSKABOB's unmatched misogyny.

"Damn, you beat your wife? That's a Robi moment!"

by SirWalkBoy April 17, 2022

Minskhy Moment

When someone gives a take or opinion so ridiculously bad or wrong that it has to given its own classification

Did you hear the stupid thing he said earlier?
Yeah that was a total Minskhy Moment

by jonav May 13, 2022