Don’t stick your dick in crazy

A rule all men should live by if they don’t want to have their lives ruined.

Elon: Yo I just banged Amber Heard last night.

James: Yea I’ve banged Amber Heard before, do not recommend.

Elon: Why not?

James: did you see what she did to Johnny? She beat him, told everyone he raped her. Now he’s getting cancelled and his career is in the toilet.

Elon: Shit, I guess I didn’t follow the most important rule: Don’t stick your dick in crazy.

by anonymous May 30, 2022

Big Long Delicious Stick (BLDS)

It's a baguette, get your head out of the gutter!

"I had a Big Long Delicious Stick (BLDS) for lunch yesterday"
"oui oui"

by Exploding Tentacles November 26, 2021

Light Drive Flash Stick

A USB drive that can carry information in varying increments. It is plugged into the USB port of your computer.

I put my English paper on my light drive flash stick. That way, I can work on my paper at home.

by Moony-fish November 26, 2009

Go Go Gadget Stick Shift

Go Go Gadget Stick Shift...
Go Go Gadget Gear Shifter...
Go Go Gadget Crotch Rocket...

it means to get hard, to get an erection,

Go Go Gadget Stick Shift...

by blthrskt April 29, 2009

Hit me with your rhythm stick

Euphemism for: have sex with me

Girl: Hit me with your rhythm stick big boy!

Boy: No way you slut.

by an anonymous contributor okay June 3, 2012

stick a shovel up my ass

To give someone a hard time or a lot of attitude.

I hate him! Every time he sees me, he tries to stick a shovel up my ass.

by House-elf December 10, 2010

Dirty South Dakota Stick-Up

The act of masturbating to pornographic magazines while taking a shit on the toilet.

I'm glad they had porn mags in the bathroom, I really needed a Dirty South Dakota Stick-Up.

by Uncle Jarry January 14, 2011