flesh fucking

when a chick cuts her tummy area and a man puts his penis in the cut.

Most of the time its a wide cut and its like normal sex, the man penetrates the cut.

She was so sicked! She brought out a huge knife and cut a wide whole and put my penis in it! Flesh fucking is so nasty!

flesh fucking by Sammheyyyyyy November 19, 2007

a fucking billion 

A very, very large number, but not as big as squigillion.

Man, I told you like a fucking billion times not to sleep with my mom!

Oh... I had like a fucking billion sammiches and I am SO full...

a fucking billion by MercuryRaz0r June 11, 2006

child fucking spaghetti fingers 

A common misconception that children posess the ability to shoot spaghetti from their fingertips; brought on by the comedic act of Dane Cook.

Man 1: Holy shit, I think that kid has child fucking spaghetti fingers!!! Did you see what he did to her?

Man 2: Nah, just threw his plate at her.

child fucking spaghetti fingers by Justin 1331 February 23, 2009

soul fucking 

The act of having sex with a gingers freckles.

I soul fucking so hard last night

soul fucking by Mr Biggins August 1, 2014

Mind Fucking

When a male or a female simulate sexual acts with a sexy looking female because they know they can't fuck in real life. Mostly used in the process of masturbation.

Bob: Hey, what are you doing?
Jake: Just about to start mind fucking.

Mind Fucking by thatkidwholooksatNatashas ass February 5, 2010

stop fucking using urban dictionary and have a conversation and talk about how the fuck we are going to dominate this tournament and lead our reinforcements to a new world order of victory and universal control of the electromagnetic spectrum 

That's what you're doing, fuckboi

Hey dude, stop fucking using urban dictionary and have a conversation and talk about how the fuck we are going to dominate this tournament and lead our reinforcements to a new world order of victory and universal control of the electromagnetic spectrum. Will ya mate?

stop fucking using urban dictionary and have a conversation and talk about how the fuck we are going to dominate this tournament and lead our reinforcements to a new world order of victory and universal control of the electromagnetic spectrum by Edgy white kid on Garry's Mod April 6, 2017

are you fucking me seriously?

A mixture of "are you fucking with me?" and "are you serious?" commonly used when cut off by some dumbass driver, who was too stupid to get over when they were supposed to.

Also when you hear something completely unbelievable.

A stupid Honda cuts you off, almost causing you to text-end so you scream "are you fucking me seriously?"

"honey, I think were have sextuplets"
"are you fucking me seriously?"

are you fucking me seriously? by tinkmobile June 21, 2009