You shouldn't need me to tell you that

You just want a pound of flesh for saying things you don't like.

Hym "You shouldn't need me to tell you that and it's several orders of magnitude beneath the severity of my actual grievance is actually go fuck yourself. And the existence of higher orders of magnitude doesn't invalidate the assertion the mine needs to be remediation BEFORE yours fuck face. I've heard of rapes being remediated haven't I? 0 cases of weaponized schizophrenia though. Seriously. What the fuck is wrong with you?

by Hym Iam July 14, 2025

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Lying liars and the lies they tell

(phrase / sarcastic complaint / dramatic truth)

A sarcastic, over-the-top way of pointing out that someone is being blatantly dishonest — often used when someone is caught in a lie that’s painfully obvious. Perfect for venting frustration or calling out nonsense without losing your sense of humor.

Used when:

A friend exaggerates a story so much you can’t even.

Someone tries to convince you of something you know is false.

You’re watching politics, reality TV, or social media unfold in real time.

Meaning: A witty, exaggerated way to call out dishonesty, often used humorously or dramatically.

Synonyms / related terms: obvious lies, bullsh*t, fake news, fibbery, blatant deception

Friend: “I totally finished my homework on time.”
You: “Lying liars and the lies they tell…”

Scrolling through Twitter: “Wow, lying liars and the lies they tell.”

During a debate: “Honestly, this is just lying liars and the lies they tell.”

by Thejocdoc November 11, 2025

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Mythering, tell them float

'Myther it, tell them float', 'You're mythering, tell them float', or simply 'tell them float' is an expression used to tell people that what they're saying/doing/feeling is not that deep and they should simply deal with it.

The expression comes from if someone was drowning or struggling to stay in water, you would tell them to float. In this idiom, the water that they're drowning in is the situation that they are taking too seriously; and they should simply float above their problems. Not solving the problems, merely floating above them.

It's important to note that the person facing these issues are told to themselves "Tell em float". Almost as if the peer to peer conversation is actually a group bullying whereas the person telling them to float is calling for people to back him up.

"I really hate how hot it is in here"
"You're mythering, tell them float"

"I cant stand the way she dresses"
"Float, its not that deep"

"I cant pay my bills this month"
"Tell em float"

by dictionarywriter1234 February 19, 2024

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