Sloppy Dallas

when you get a blowjob from someone with a dip in

Man she gave the best sloppy dallas ever

by anonymous December 19, 2020

Sloppy Munt Special

To do a chick doggy style then squeeze her stomach so the faeces flow on to your cock. Then you empty them into a jar along with some urine. Then you fuck the bitch but cum into the jar. Shake the jar well so the concoction becomes a thick paste. Then travel down to the nearest cemetery and dig up a decomposing corpse. Spread the jar contents into all orifices then get a midget to jump up and down on the corpse while you eat all the black organ juices out of the ass. Meanwhile a dog is inserting its penis into your ass and its so good your cum shoots hard into the ground and the midget gets splashback while all the black juices dribble down your mouth.
Person 1: Why is John so happy today?
Person 2: He must have had a sloppy munt special last night.
Person 1: Fuck those are awesome!

Person 1: Why is John so happy today?
Person 2: He must have had a sloppy munt special last night.
Person 1: Fuck those are awesome!

by pomegrante_slayer January 22, 2021

sloppy slutburger

A sloppy slutburger is that kind of slut that does a dirty dick to a guy, but in this case the slut is rushing off to her next fuck and forgets to wipe the spent jism in her cunt, and the next guy eats her out and thinks she’s cum’n on his face.

Damn! It’s the second time she served me a sloppy slutburger, I had it tested for sperm and it tested positive!

by BeanTownBeanery January 30, 2021

sloppy slutburger with cheese

Sloppy slutburger w/cheese: a female who just finished sex w/jism in her twat, rushes out the door to her next dicking session without cleaning up the jizm in her, but has developed a yeast infection from not cleaning up spent jiz, some men are known as a sloppy slutburger w/cheese, because they are immune to the slightest hint of the smell of an micdonolds cheeseburger.

Gross, Mary! Why didn’t you at least wipe that thing, it smells like a sloppy slutburger with cheese ... how many guys did you fuck last night???!!!

by BeanTownBeanery January 30, 2021

Sloppy Shaq

Have someone raise you on a forklift so that your hips are the height of the broad's head. By painting the rest of the picture, you will be Shaquille O'Neal himself.

Oh boy I sure do want a sloppy shaq from my ex tonight

by Shaqlord February 1, 2021

Shopper

a fan made game mode in Worms armageddon where there are very few to no starting weapons but unlimited ropes and/or jetpacks and weapon crates are dropped every turn. some of the Most popular rules are A.F.R (Attack from rope) A.T.L (attack the leader team that is winning) and W.x.W (wall x wall, you must touch the both left and right walls 1 or 2 times) Its the most popular fan made game mode.

player 1 "hey, doing shopper, rules?
player 2, 3 and 4 "shopper, AFR, ATL, W1W"
player 1, "ok, lets start"

the game begins

by cockynoob December 23, 2020

Sloppy Sienna

When a bubbly bum female gives a big dicked male a blowjob in a park after having his hands passionately down her pants making her cum for the first time.

"Did you hear about those two?" , "Yes! Apparently they experienced a Sloppy Sienna!"

by Shlikaboomboom December 29, 2020