Parked

Being completely PARKED after slamming down chick-fil-a with your bros. On occasion using the E- brake.

Me and the bros were PARKED after demolishing spicy chickens sandwiches at Chick-fil-a

by Joeycuzz19 November 30, 2018

Park Hillish

When authorities dont have anything to do so they nit-pick about small things to feel like they're important
(i.e. school ID's, Parking Spots, Dress Code)
Also to give school security a sense of somewhat meaning

Wayne: Hey Johnny wheres your school ID?
Johnny: I don't have it, sorry wayne
Wayne: Sorry, Johnny I'm going to write you up now
Johnny: If you know my name doesn't it defeat the purpose of a school ID?
Wayne: Yes, actually it does, but the school pays me tens of thousands of dollars a year to basically sit on my ass and do nothing, so now I actually have to do something
Johnny: Wow, Wayne thats really Park Hillish of you

by A Giant Black Man May 17, 2010

Park Jimin

Park Jimin is the vocalist and dancer of this generation. He’s in the South Korean group BTS. He’s a lead dancer and a lead vocalist.

If you want to check out his solo work, search “Park Jimin - Lie” a song that showcases his vocals, and during performances showcases his dancing.

Check out his groups joint Twitter @BTS_Twt

Very much a king, kind guy and sweetheart.

“Park Jimin is an amazing singer!”
“Wow, I love the South Korean artist Park Jimin!”

by @hoseokssy February 8, 2018

Grant park

A small town in illinois that’s barely a town, filled with mid whores and fat hicks that act like women. There’s not even a McDonald’s and the center of the townspeoples life is their beloved loves truck stop

Person 1: hey what should we do tonight

Person 2: well there’s not much to do in grant park so let’s sit in the loves parking lot and rev our trucks till our small penises are compensated for

by Assholecheddar June 11, 2022

Park City Alarm Clock

Waking up in a luxury ski chalet to a local attempting to penetrate the wrong hole.

Sara’s one night stand woke her up with a park city alarm clock

by Craig Shebesta April 26, 2025

Dogwood Park

A homeless shelter located in Cookeville, TN. Disguised as an everyday run-of-the-mill public park, this large plot of land actually has a crackhead to civilian ratio of about 1:1. Catch it on a good day, and you might be able to take your kids to play in the playground without fear of a deranged stray sprinting on all fours around the area. Catch it on a bad day and, well, it's a whole different kind of playground. Innocently enough however, Dogwood Park offers a wide variety of recreational activities such as walking, and...yeah! If you're feeling daring, you can venture into the infamed "Storm Drain" where you can see some of the city's most talented artists' handiwork. There are enough penises and racial slurs spray painted in the tunnels, that even Leonardo da Vinci himself would be wracked with envy. Suffice to say, there is truly something for everyone from all walks of life in Dogwood Park, you just have to know where to look.

I entered Dogwood Park a fragile little boy, and came out a real man.

by VroomVroomSkrrrt July 11, 2023

Parking Nazi

Someone usually a Karen who’s sole mission is to judge people’s parking at stores or determine if someone really needs a handicapped space. Or someone complaining a motorcycle or bicycle is parked in the striped area.

I parked in the handicapped parking with my dad and this Parking Nazi said he didn’t need to be there because he can walk.

I rode my motorcycle to Walmart and parked in the loading zone up front and this Parking Nazi Harassed me for parking there

by Dnurse15 May 18, 2023