by Ghetto GYAL with a GYATT October 20, 2023
Get the See ur LIFE mug.When a kid plays too much Roblox to the point of thinking parkour is called obbies, and building something is called tycoons. They tend to find people with one leg and a mouth stitched shut attractive. Their are different levels of this Roblox in Real Life,
Level 1 - Adopt Me/Obbies/Tycoons. They think that they can trade their newborn puppy for a lizard. They think that obbies are real, and or parkour is called obbies. They think tycoons exist too.
Level 2 - Bloxburg
They think they can build houses and whatever they want, they think they can get a lot of money for working for two minutes. They tend to destroy their house when they don't like it.
Level 3 - Crazy,
These kids are mad. They think coca cola restores health, they think cheeseburgers are called chez burgers, they cut off their oh and replace it with s pencil. They stitch their mouth shut. They pull out swords and kill people called them noobs. they do all of this.
Level 4 - Absolutely Insane,
They think dating is prohibited, different languages (such as Spanish or Mandarin) are just people speaking in 'tags,' they are convinced that having one leg and no head makes you rich, they think money is called robux, they even beg on the streets for free 'robux,' these kids are clinically insane. Plus they do everything in all the other levels. They even trash talk people for having brown dreads, they call that stuff 'bacon hair.'
Level 1 - Adopt Me/Obbies/Tycoons. They think that they can trade their newborn puppy for a lizard. They think that obbies are real, and or parkour is called obbies. They think tycoons exist too.
Level 2 - Bloxburg
They think they can build houses and whatever they want, they think they can get a lot of money for working for two minutes. They tend to destroy their house when they don't like it.
Level 3 - Crazy,
These kids are mad. They think coca cola restores health, they think cheeseburgers are called chez burgers, they cut off their oh and replace it with s pencil. They stitch their mouth shut. They pull out swords and kill people called them noobs. they do all of this.
Level 4 - Absolutely Insane,
They think dating is prohibited, different languages (such as Spanish or Mandarin) are just people speaking in 'tags,' they are convinced that having one leg and no head makes you rich, they think money is called robux, they even beg on the streets for free 'robux,' these kids are clinically insane. Plus they do everything in all the other levels. They even trash talk people for having brown dreads, they call that stuff 'bacon hair.'
by Harry Tessa Tickle III December 6, 2022
Get the Roblox in Real Life mug.The 3rd Greatest Youtuber of all time after Airrack and Mr Beast. He has over 10 channels with over 100 000 subscribers and over 1 billion views. He is also the owner of the legendary Turd Boi 420 channel.
Person 1: Do you know Jack Sucks at life?
Person 2: No who’s he?
Person 1: He’s the creator of Turd Boi 420
Person 2: Oh, I know him
Person 2: No who’s he?
Person 1: He’s the creator of Turd Boi 420
Person 2: Oh, I know him
by @Star_Wars_now December 17, 2022
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Get the Past Life Kenny mug.If life never got half for third time, but got for alyx time, let's make life get half for fourth time!
-Damn, my life got half for first time!
-Mine second time.
-Mine Alyx time!
-Damn, y'all lucky, but I got "Half-Life 4"
-Isn't Half-Life a game?
-Mine second time.
-Mine Alyx time!
-Damn, y'all lucky, but I got "Half-Life 4"
-Isn't Half-Life a game?
by muilsthenotfluffy November 8, 2021
Get the Half-Life 4 mug.A type of phase college students go through fearing that once they graduate, they’re gonna think to themselves, “why was I so boring during college?”.
Alice: What’s with JJ? He almost got caught spray painting on the dorms!
Bob: Sorry. JJ’s going through a College-Life Crisis right now. he’s trying to keep himself from being remembered as lame.
Bob: Sorry. JJ’s going through a College-Life Crisis right now. he’s trying to keep himself from being remembered as lame.
by warspawn November 9, 2021
Get the College-Life Crisis mug.7 colours of life:
(From the Religion Otheeiasm)
Red: For love of all kinds,
Dating/marriage
Friendship/family
Love is love and nobody can stop it however, Incest and Rape is NOT love and is a punishment offence.
Orange: for Anger and Rage
Arguments
fights
Fighting/arguing is a natural thing that people do but if it starts to get physical unless it is for self defence it is NOT ok and needs to be dealt with.
Yellow: Joy and Peace
kindness
honesty
loyalty
friendship
Making friends is I huge part of becoming yourself and being able to appreciate what others do is a skill not many people can actually accomplish. However if in a friendship it becomes violent and unsafe it is okay to let go of it.
Grean: Envy and Jealousy
copying
wishing
Everyone can and will get jealous at times, it is a part of life but being put down by it is not right, everyone is worth the same.
Blue: sadness and Depression
crying
sobbing
Mopping
Everyone gets sad at times it is normal but if one person is continuously making you feel bad about yourself cut them of (figuratively not literally).
Purple: Power
confident
strong
happy
It is good to feel happy but don’t put others down by it because that makes you the bad guy
Pink: nervous and scared
shiver
quiver
shake
Sometimes you can get spooked out at times by a horror/thriller movie or a prank but if someone is scaring you on purpose to make you feel bad, get out of that relationship or household.
(From the Religion Otheeiasm)
Red: For love of all kinds,
Dating/marriage
Friendship/family
Love is love and nobody can stop it however, Incest and Rape is NOT love and is a punishment offence.
Orange: for Anger and Rage
Arguments
fights
Fighting/arguing is a natural thing that people do but if it starts to get physical unless it is for self defence it is NOT ok and needs to be dealt with.
Yellow: Joy and Peace
kindness
honesty
loyalty
friendship
Making friends is I huge part of becoming yourself and being able to appreciate what others do is a skill not many people can actually accomplish. However if in a friendship it becomes violent and unsafe it is okay to let go of it.
Grean: Envy and Jealousy
copying
wishing
Everyone can and will get jealous at times, it is a part of life but being put down by it is not right, everyone is worth the same.
Blue: sadness and Depression
crying
sobbing
Mopping
Everyone gets sad at times it is normal but if one person is continuously making you feel bad about yourself cut them of (figuratively not literally).
Purple: Power
confident
strong
happy
It is good to feel happy but don’t put others down by it because that makes you the bad guy
Pink: nervous and scared
shiver
quiver
shake
Sometimes you can get spooked out at times by a horror/thriller movie or a prank but if someone is scaring you on purpose to make you feel bad, get out of that relationship or household.
by Otheeiasm July 4, 2021
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