Polish Goatee

When you stick your hand down the back of your pants, take it out and then lick your palm

Jonnny gave himself a polish goatee

by MikeMoney August 18, 2017

unicorn goat technique

A sexual technique in which double penetration is acheived in one orifice.

Did you see that video where those two dudes used the unicorn goat technique to both get inside that woman's pussy? Hey, their balls definitely touched, but they didn't make eye contact.

by Ricardo D. Sanchez III September 26, 2017

Relationship Goals

Something everyone wants with their bf/gf where they have the perfect relationship and everyone is envy of them.

Liza and David are relationship goals, they are SO cute together!

by Yeetmaster782 November 18, 2017

Reddit goals

Goals that people post on Reddit and discuss

Katy: Hey Ginisa what are your Reddit goals
Me: To be a success

Katy: Hey Ginisa what are your Reddit goals
Me: To be a success

Katy: Amazing! (High five)

by Aling Kjet January 30, 2018

broken goat

When someone makes you punch yourself in the balls after they kick your sack.

He made me mad so I gave him a Broken Goat.

by Nud3yNovak February 3, 2018

Relationship Goals

Relationship Goals is a something you want to be

Sydney and Freddy are relationship goals!

by dpech May 27, 2018

Field Goal

At the terminal end of fucking someone in the doggy style position, the partner being fucked is shoved forward, creating a force that swings their arms into the air creating a “Y” or “field goal” shape in American football. The other partner simultaneously pulls out to ejaculate between the partner’s arm. Immediately after, a referee enters the room, places both of his hands in the air and announces “It’s good.”

I got Deb with another field goal last night, now I have 6 points on the board.

The field goal hit my arm so we counted it since technically it’s like hitting the post.

That field goal was no good because I shoved her to far–I need more practice.

by Grumpygills June 3, 2018