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Amish Anal

Amish anal is when you pour heavy cream in your partners anus and have anal sex until it turns into butter.
I gave my old lady the Amish Anal last night! Would you like some toast?
by Bryoo April 10, 2023
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Anal

meaning someone is being very uptight or just a downright asshole.
God, you’re so anal”.
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anal bead self defense

i had to use anal bead self defense when i was attacked when i sold my used anal beads on twitter.
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Anal

Buttsex, winning the pooh,

Or having to do or have something a particular way that is almost ocd its like only getting assrammed whenu just wanna hurry up and get it done
He's so anal about where his tools go everything has to be perfect.

I love anal Stick it in my butt and nowhere else
by Asslicked May 6, 2023
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Anal

Buttsex, winning the pooh,

Or having to do or have something a particular way that is almost ocd its like only getting assrammed whenu just wanna hurry up and get it done
He's so anal about where his tools go everything has to be perfect.

I love anal Stick it in my butt and nowhere else
by Asslicked May 6, 2023
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Anal mustache

Is and anus with a mustache
John: Dude did you hear sally has an anal mustache. Jacob: no way she has a mustache on butt? John: yes she does and it's huge!
by Satan is a part god May 7, 2023
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Anal Bonk

a) momentary accidental anal

b) continued unwilling painful anal

verb : Anal Bonked

title : Anal Bonker

c) the smudge or must left on an appendage or object as a result of anal penetration
a) She is particularly sensitive to Anal Bonk after what happened to her in college and no longer tolerates sloppy partners.

b) Anal Bonk is a form of torture except in extreme circumstances of masochism.

verb : I heard they were Anal Bonked into quitting porn for good.

title : The elusive Criminal was furthermore Referred to as "The Tri-County Anal Bonker".

c) I tried to put it back in her mouth after it went in the back, but she told me i had to wash off the Anal Bonk first
by instantaneous dissection August 26, 2023
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