ikea bitch

A girl that doesn't have her shit put together. Can't hold a job, pay bills or other basic grown up shit. Dirty ass car, apartment and usually on something.

That Ikea bitch is in such disarray she got evicted and her car was repossessed again.

by UpOnMySack May 11, 2018

Convert Bitch

A woman who pretends to convert to Judaism but actually remains loyal to her previous religion . Usually Irish. They generally spawn children who are unkind

"Dude, Daniel's mom is a convert bitch!"
"Ya, and her son is a douche."

by ghostman1369 May 27, 2009

indirect bitches

bitches who talk about you but not to you

rendell loves to popoff at da mouth but gets tight lipped when you cum around thats what indirect bitches do

by probably not April 30, 2008

icicle bitch

a woman who has a heart colder than ice when it comes to the bedroom

mary was such an icicle bitch, she never likes to play my rusty trumbone

by dan85 April 30, 2008

bitch-kabob

When two or more women are skewered on one man's penis.

person 1: Man that party was crazy last night.
person 2: Yeah brah, I had these three girls on a bitch-kabob. It was freaky.

by T-Pain Sizzlin' September 8, 2009

Bitch Play

Laying down game in order to lay down pipe.

Iron your shirt you fuckin herb. This is why your sloppy ass gets no Bitch Play

by 43Noodles December 21, 2008

Waffle Bitch

A cute girl you wouldn't mind sleeping with, but only if she made you waffles in the morning.

Friend: Dude that chick over there is a total waffle bitch!
You: Eh, she would have to make more than waffles for me to fuck her.

by Shoe55 December 27, 2011