Zoo Date

A person who has lots of pets that they leave in the room while they have sex. The pets are comfortable enough with the mingling that crawl around and on the bodies, and may even play with hanging body parts.

She better get those claws clipped soon. My balls are always bloody after our zoo dates.

by Old Man Duffy November 27, 2017

elephant zoo

Something you send to someone to break the ice with a cute bartender. Hoping she likes you

I told my favorite bartender elephant zoo. Now I have her number.

by Lonely God December 1, 2017

Petty Zoo

When two or more bitches attempt to match each other in childish behavior, substituting genuine and honest conversation with sneer comments and petty remarks.

Basically any episode of "Real Housewives" or anything on TLC is like the San Diego of Petty Zoos.

by TonyTheTampon July 15, 2017

zukurz (Pronounced Zoo-kerz)

Someone that is too short. Also may refer to the rapper.

zukurz (pronounced zoo-kerz) Comes from German. May be used to described the rapper 2$hort, or simply someone shorter than the average person.

by ?stuffing? November 23, 2011

Rainbow in the Zoo

An expression said to a person who collects rare animals or birds.

You want a Madagascar parrot? You would put a rainbow in the zoo if you could.

by silverseal September 19, 2011

Petting Zoo Justin

A man who frequently visits petting zoos to engage in beastiality. The act usually includes with wine (to get the animal to loosen up), candles (for ambiance) and ky (for.. well you know).

Man, that guy is not just an animal lover but a Petting Zoo Justin.

by Liz2016 September 19, 2011

Zoo dirt

The combined smell of all the outdoor animal asses coming from a single point.

Skyler ass smells like zoo dirt.

by Jcougar12 October 18, 2023