A fella with some zest. A pal with some spice. An acquaintance that plays for the same team. Someone who reps the red-orange-yellow-green-blue-purple proudly. Or anyone who is not considered to be 100% hetero.
Oscar: Hey you see that guy Tommy over there? He’s been looking at you alllll night. He totally wants a piece of your badonkadonk.
Robby: Ugh, no way! He’s got a whole gaggle of girls surrounding him. I think you’re seriously imagining things.
Oscar: UH hello?! Last time I checked I saw him in the bathroom making out with the janitor. He’s for sure a zesty fester. Trust.
Robby: Ugh, no way! He’s got a whole gaggle of girls surrounding him. I think you’re seriously imagining things.
Oscar: UH hello?! Last time I checked I saw him in the bathroom making out with the janitor. He’s for sure a zesty fester. Trust.
by ronaldreaganmeatballpie March 7, 2026
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