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a genre of music defined not by musical sound but lyrical content about j.k. rowling's "harry potter" series.
"we support wrocking and rowling" - the wizard rockumentary

switchblade kittens/the weird sisters, harry and the potters, draco and the malfoys, the whomping willows, the remus lupins, minstry of magic, dumbledork 3000, seamus and dean, hermione crookshanks experience, roonil wazlib
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Home Wrecking Whore 

A woman (generally old, decrepit, ugly & hasn't aged to well) who knows a man is taken and has a girl, and still pursues the chance to mess up a happy home even if its a close friends husband. All because she herself has no self respect for her life, her own children or her dead husband.
Suzzy: Hey Debbie, I hear you are a Home Wrecking Whore these days?!

Debbie: Thats right Suzzy, after my husband had died, I was lonely and decided to go after a close friends husband, Jeff, and he took the bait!

Suzzy: Golly Debbie, you sure are clever! But I bet Kenny is sad now, knowing that you will be rotting in Hell for all eternity and not making it to Heaven with him... Oh well, at least Jeff will be in Hell right there with ya!

Debbie: Thats right Suzzy! We are both scums of the Earth that will rot!

Suzzy: Haha, oh Debbie you slay me!

wrecktum 

A really torn-up asshole. A combination of the words "wreck" and "rectum."
"She liked it so much that I decided to give her a wrecktum."
wrecktum by McB December 8, 2004

taint wrecker 

Receiving oral sex from a woman with a long pointy chin.
I was getting a blow job from a taint wrecker and her chin bruised my taint.
taint wrecker by Grandton November 22, 2013

Home wrecking whore 

Adj; also known as "slut", "whore", "Sarah". (Also see "desperate") Will pursue your husband relentlessly, even after he tells her he's getting back with his wife, and changes his phone number. Characteristics: Lying - ie: "you won't see my number or texts anymore, trust me!" (Still calls and texts) "I'm not the home wrecker you think I am!". Cannot decipher the difference between dreams and reality. Will go to extreme lengths to try and draw your husband away from you, including creeping to his truck and leaving psychotic notes. Cowardly- makes sure to avoid you (the wife) at all costs, and any form of confrontation. Delusional- thinks they "love" a man that lied to them just to get in their pants. Thinks they have a chance of breaking up a marriage that they cannot. Thinks they're better than the married mans wife (in correspondence to "distorted reality", where they clearly haven't comprehended the extreme difference between what they look like..and what his wife looks like). Homely- looks like they shop at K-mart in the "teen" section.
whore slut delusional stupid downgrade easy home wrecking whore

pecker wrecker

damn dog that girls pecker wreckers tore my shit up

Double decker pecker wrecker 

When your woman has braces on top and bottom teeth. And she gives you a bj
Dude don't date her.
Why?
She has braces of top and bottom.

So what.

That's a double decker pecker wrecker