Wisconsin Cow Pie
Wisconsin Cow Pie by Bill Cosby 4 Life January 18, 2010
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Wisconsin Water Hose
A Wisconsin Water Hose occurs when you are fucking a girl from behind and she starts to shit diarrhea; you then cover her anus with the index finger making shit squirt out similar to a water hose.
Mallory had indian food and while getting pounded she started to shit diarrhea, so Daniel gave her a "Wisconsin Water Hose".
Wisconsin Water Hose by n00bicle January 12, 2012
wisconsin dells
Tourist 1- Why would you want to go to Wisconsin Dells?
Tourist 2- Don't go there, it is a waste of money!
Tourist 2- Don't go there, it is a waste of money!
wisconsin dells by CZ334 January 1, 2006
Wisconsin Rooster Hat
This is a sexual technique that originated in Wisconsin.
Before intercourse, one partner obtains a live rooster. Once foreplay has caused the male partner/partners to become aroused, the rooster is beheaded, and the severed head is placed onto the male genitalia in the same fashion a condom would be worn. the beak and kakaroon provide sexual stimulation to the partner being entered. most orgasms in Wisconsin are attributed to this technique.
it should be noted that this technique is NOT an effective form of birth control as semen from the male can and does exit the rooster through it's mouth. this is known as Wisonsin rooster spit
Before intercourse, one partner obtains a live rooster. Once foreplay has caused the male partner/partners to become aroused, the rooster is beheaded, and the severed head is placed onto the male genitalia in the same fashion a condom would be worn. the beak and kakaroon provide sexual stimulation to the partner being entered. most orgasms in Wisconsin are attributed to this technique.
it should be noted that this technique is NOT an effective form of birth control as semen from the male can and does exit the rooster through it's mouth. this is known as Wisonsin rooster spit
man 1: "i stopped in Wisconsin last night on my way to Canada, and this whore i picked up made me wear a Wisconsin rooster hat."
man 2: "how'd that work out?"
man 1: "not too bad."
man 2: "how'd that work out?"
man 1: "not too bad."
Wisconsin Rooster Hat by feldpar February 18, 2009
Wisconsin Foreplay
Wisconsin foreplay is when a couple engage in foreplay that requires the use of Little Debbie Snack Cakes. This applies to using the Little Debbies in a sexual way, or talking about Little Debbies while engaging in foreplay.
After I told her I wanted to massage her breasts with Cosmic Brownies, she gave me a handjob while saying she wanted to lick Zebra Cake crumbs off of my scrotum. How I love Wisconsin foreplay.
Wisconsin Foreplay by Super John April 25, 2011