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Wisconsin Dry Rub

The act of eating wings, taking a hefty steamer on the waitress, and rubbing it thoroughly on her cleavage, allowing it to drizzle down to her stomach. To finish it, you leave her no tip. Do this weekly for ultimate effect.
"Katie was being such a bitch, so I gave her the Wisconsin Dry Rub. Can't wait to go again next Monday."
by tamslam March 2, 2015
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Wisconsin Back Burner

To accidentally shit yourself while doing a hand stand, causing shit to run down your back.
Paul Hamm is an olympic gymnast from Wisconsin. He notedly Wisconsin back burnered on accident in the 2013 Olympics.
by BroncoBlunt420 June 4, 2015
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Wisconsin Cheesehead

The act of melting wisconsin cheesecurds, then dipping your cock deeply into the molten cheese, then your partner (preferebly female) gives you head.
Man, jessica really enjoyed the Wisconsin Cheesehead she got yesterday, maybe ill give her some every day.
by justindself16 August 7, 2010
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Wisconsin cheese stick

When you take the cheese out of a cheese stick, replace it with your cum, and then feed it to someone.
She said she was hungry, so I gave her a Wisconsin cheese stick.
by Wisconsin cheese stick December 20, 2017
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Oconto Falls, Wisconsin

A mall town of under 5,000 residents. Contains the middle and high schools of the Oconto Falls School district. The large district accepts a schools from many tiny surrounding schools.

Oconto Falls is home to a large population of pregnant teens, druggies, and regular boozers.

See also Zero Falls, Oconto Falls Pond, and niglette.
Girl from Oconto: Hey, let's go to Oconto Falls, because Oconto only has Happy Garden, and hang out becuase it's better there.
Some other Girl from Oconto: You're damn right. Zero Falls is the shiznit.
by John K. July 26, 2005
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Wisconsin Blow Dryer

The act of cumming on anothers face, then proceding to dry the cum with your farts.
Damn I was so gassy that I just HAD to give dat bitch a Wisconsin Blow Dryer!
by B Hawk and T-Nig October 18, 2008
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wisconsin snow plow

doin some serious plowin
When your girlfreind is on all fours and your doin her from behind, in the middle of it you swipe her arms out from under her so they're straight out and fuck her till she plows the covers off the bed. Thats the wisconsin snow plow!
by T Lewis July 30, 2006
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