Dick Wires

The dangly joes that keep your testicles attached to your body.

Fuck! I can't stand up straight, I tangled my dick wires!

by cock dickley February 3, 2008

ABiGoN Wireless

wireless networking connection that includes:
wireless A, wireless B, wireless G, and
wireless N

product specifications

(ie;computer system)

...Built-in 10/100/1000Base-T Gigabit Ethernet (RJ-45 connector) ,ABiGoN Wireless,Intel® Core™2 Duo

by matheugreen September 23, 2009

Get wired

To have a party or to get drunk. Normally only sierras do this.

Let's go get wired this weekend!

by Qwertyuahdg September 24, 2016

cross wired

Cross wired: The act of getting high and drunk at the same time

Bruh we pounded back 2 26ers of smirnoff ice then we smoked 4 bowls, we were cross wired as fuck!

by Follow my ig yung_dope_boy May 13, 2018

The Wirecs

The Dom shits on there small penis spins it round like a helicopter smearing the walls then stabs a homeless man to death

I was bored last night so I did the wirecs

by 4tn8 March 22, 2021

tweaker wire

A cut up wire to recharge dead vapes

yo bro my nic died pass me the tweaker wire

by #Xyzbca October 10, 2021

Earth Wire

Somebody who is in an unenviable position, too pusillanimous to do anything that might improve it, yet envious of someone else in a similar bad position who has the courage to take some action. Named for these bold yellow and green stripes, Earth Wires choose instead to wallow in their own misery; pretending that suffering in silence is a noble act, and ignoring how much better everything could be for themself and others affected by the same problems.

"Bleedin' tube drivers, going on strike again! They probably get paid more than most of their passengers, and yet you don't hear me complaining about it!"
"What the hell? I'd sooner break bread with a scab than an earth wire!"

"Look at that Earth Wire, sweating his tits off while the boss has the heating on 26 degrees all day so she can swan around in her skimpy blouse and mini-skirt, and making me look bad for complaining about the heat!"

by brgderby November 26, 2021