weed whacking

the process of smoking a bowl of marijuana then masturbating

Brandon was caught weed whacking by his friends after they all smoked a bowl

by blucifer72 February 18, 2010

Wanking off

1) masturbating
2) Being lazy.

1) Mom was horrified when she caught Jimmy wanking off to internet porn.
2) Would you quit wanking off and get back to work already?

by PapaPalpatine2008 May 15, 2015

wanking spanners

Hands contored by exsessive masturbation.
Hairy palms and sticky fingers

By 'ek look at the size of those wanking spanners

by Tight Trousers August 10, 2006

Walking Farts

People are different in many ways. One of those is the way they fart. The Walking Farts describes somebody that lets their farts out in small, easy to handle squeezes, if done whilst walking, this makes a familiar "Pop!... Pop!... Pop!... Pop!" noise. The walking farts generally do not smell as much because they let out smaller doses of Methane, thus this is the prefered way to fart

Did you hear Tom walk by? He must have the walking farts!

by Mother Farker Chinese Dentist May 14, 2006

Walking the Brain

To pull your ballsack out of your fly and then zip to a suitable point as to which the sack becomes taut; the balls assuming the shape of the two sides of the brain whilst veins serve to add to the realism of the shape.

The ultimate purpose of such a maneuver being to offend when engaging in light conversation with others, subsequently enjoying the outrage when they discover the brain, whilst throughout experiencing the gentle caress of a light breeze on the sack.

Essentially a ball walk but requiring more art to pull off effectively and comfortably yet yielding a much more comical and appropriate name.

Jonny enjoyed walking the brain on a spring day, he was surprised just how long it took some people to notice his nuts were out during his strolls.

by JonnyPye November 13, 2009

walking

1. a slower alternative to both running and jogging, travelling from point A to B without (for most people) outside intervention and/or enhancement-inducing parties, both mechanical and humanoid.
2. think of the best thing in the world, like free fried chicken, chicago hot dogs, and philly cheese steaks, but 1000x better and in the form of a drug for your mind that allows mental activities to flow faster and clearer

Yo let's go walking.
Okay, yeah I love thinking better.

by dr.thicc_posterior420:) November 1, 2017

Walking Tripod

A man who is gifted with a large penis.

"I've heard Lewis is a walking tripod"

by Lewis1983 May 24, 2005