Wack Attack

Masterbating somewhere where you shouldn't as a result of extreme horny-ness.

I had a wack attack in the fridge at work today.

by NikpThaG September 11, 2010

wack arnold

someone retarded, someone who doesnt know anything and is gay.

dan diaz dont be wackarnold

by chappelle4real September 19, 2004

wack attack

MAC machine; ATM machine

I got to hit the wack attack (for some cash)

by cb February 21, 2003

Patty wack

The act of jerking off using a burger patty wrapped around the penis.

I patty wacked for 47 minutes last night.

by Pattiewhacker September 8, 2019

Wack of Shame

The act of masturbating alone after being rejected by a girl, meant to prevent the very painful sensation of blue balls

Heather shut me down before I could even whip it out, guess its time for the wack of shame.

by exaey2626 September 1, 2013

Wacking daisies

A term for masturbation often in the shower.

My brother was wacking daisies for thirty minutes until he jizzed everywhere.

by Michael Johnson Junior December 29, 2008

Shit-wack

A little bit less than a fuck-ton

Let's order a shit-wack of breadsticks!

by Kickazzkt October 25, 2018