volcano awareness

number one cause of dinosaurs, and gayness

robotrippin dinosaurs want you to sign their petition for volcano awareness, the number one cause of dinosaurs

and gayness

by pkpria June 14, 2009

Volcano Blumpkin

Sitting down on a toilet and taking a massive shit after eating a volcano crunch wrap, while at the same time, receiving a blow-job.

That's called a volcano blumpkin

by Nalex. November 2, 2010

volcano cough

When you take a huge rip, can't get the smoke out fast enough, and start choking while the smoke is still in your lungs. This burns like hell, hence the name.

I chalked my toob yellow, took a mondo snap, then volcano coughed my ass off, and proceeded to throw up.

by NattyGlass March 22, 2011

Volcano

The result of one fapping for so hard and long that it is blood instead of semen coming out of the penis. It also burns terribly, making it seem hot like a volcano.

Patient: I think i have a little problem...
Doctor: And what might that be??
Patient: Well, I was fapping yesterday, and it was for a long time, and I started cumming blood!
Doctor: Ah, sounds like a volcano to me!! This morphine should do the trick.

by mrfapfapfappityfapfap September 7, 2013

volcano action

The art of spraying down a woman with ones semen, as defined by Kevin Hodge on Youtube

Kevin: Man, I pulled out and sprayed that slut down! I had some volcano action going on! I busted all kindzz of nuts!
Keith: Thats good man, that's real good

by Mack-Dog August 30, 2015

volcano

(v) to fall asleep or pass out after drinking in a seated or reclined position and then vomit

Yeah, Josh got wasted last night and totally volcanoed, but he's okay.
wasted turnt party foul

by Fiddlebird Blue November 2, 2015

VolcanoINC

Planes, planes, planes, planes.

Upside Down Airlines! More planes. planes. even more planes. Dominik loves planes!

Timmy: Mum! There's a VolcanoINC fighter plane heading towards me!
Mum: *gets hit by plane*

by SharpColours May 3, 2018