Vodka

Russian water

-Can you pass me the water comrad?
-It's vodka...
-Same thing, give it to me

by luca_skye_ January 28, 2020

vodka friday

every friday is when you drink a shit ton of vodka. it's mandatory to drink as much as possible, since that's the friday way

hey it's finally vodka friday

i can't wait until vodka friday

by retired jeff July 31, 2020

Vodka Vag

The inability to orgasm during sex due to an overconsumption of alcohol; the female version of "whiskey dick."

girl 1: How was your night with Greg? ; )
girl 2: Not good, I had Vodka Vag
girl 1: Damn Vodka Vag gets you every time

by I'll_sit_on_your_face April 19, 2017

Capri-sun Vodkas

A drink promising side effects which will render you a crying mess, convince you everyone is married and theive your ability to walk or bunch together more than 3 syllables, however as if by magic when you see ya girl this mysterious concoction will make you promptly obtain the persona of a high class russian stripper.

I cant believe you gave them capri-sun vodkas again theyll be slut dropping to asda convinced theyll see kevin costner then mourning the death of Tobey Maguire as spiderman in no time

by JuicyOliwia6669 September 21, 2017

beluga vodka

The best Russian vodka created. Masterfully created in the heart of Siberia by bears, it says on the bottle best consumed with caviar. The legend has the recipe was created by Putin himself.

This Beluga vodka goes through like water

by Taptgat May 20, 2017

pineapple vodka

It's the equivalent of a hot girl in a tiki themed bar giving you a hot golden shower!

That girl from panama 🇵🇦 joes gave me and my buddy some sweet Pineapple Vodka

by urbandrum1 June 26, 2017

vodka vage

When u go down on someone and you can taste their night out

Damn you've got a vodka vage

by The 3 N's February 26, 2017