Visigothan

An insensitive, unintelligent, close-minded, insecure boy of legal age who gets his jollies being cruel to other people in order to cover his own inadequacies both imagined and real.

I can't believe that Visigothan just pushed the crippled kid out of her wheelchair.

by Arsemonkey August 22, 2003

Vishaal

A cool ninja, who you can't see at night or day. has very special powers, and crushes on his own twin. Has acted in Hansel and gretel. Loves to say white face white face. Also known as VMONEY. Is also a part of the famous group calles pussay patrol.

when flash runs he is vishaal.
everything gets vishaal when lights go off.

by Saynomore Getonthefloor May 23, 2013

poonta vista

a location from which vast quantities of poon may be readily viewed

frat boy 1: dude where r u going for spring break?
frat boy 2: duh, poonta vista. how bout u?

by drpoonandtheteenangels April 20, 2009

visual basic programmer

someone who *thinks* they know how to program, but in reality is pretty average... almost always don't really understand the inner workings of a computer... they get scared by things like call stacks, registers, pointers, assembly, or anything that has to do with the guts of a computers...

also, they are generally not smart enough to do embedded development...

embedded developer: i just hacked the can bus in my car... used a philips tja1050 transceiver, paired it up to a mcf5485 coldfire, developed the logger and gauge renderer in C (gasp!) using codewarrior and spat the image data out to the tft in my car to have virtual gauges on everything!

what have you developed lately?

visual basic programmer: an ftp server...

embedded developer: oh... cool...

by champski April 3, 2009

4th Gen Main Visual

The one and only Park Sunghoon from ENHYPEN. He is known for being a talented person and at the same time can turn the table because of his unstoppable beauty.

Friend 1: Do you know Park Sunghoon?
Friend 2: The one who's good at figure skating?

Friend 1: Oh! Yeah and he is the 4th Gen Main Visual in Kpop

by hooniques July 24, 2021

Visalia

One of the best cities to live in. Where teen preganancy rates are the highest, Meth labs can be found in most neighborhoods, and most of the male adults are habitual marijuana smokers. These habbits are regularly passed down to the children. A city whose finest highschools compete for cow skins, and pass the time cruising Mooney while smoking a joint. The suck, once you leave, you will come back. A place where your wildest dreams will not come true, however, your wildest dreams will keep you happy enough to love Visalia to the end.

Where are you from?
-im from Visalia motherfucker
WHere is that?
-if you dont know, then you dont need to know

by B-Rad L April 20, 2006

Funnel Vision

A medical condition characterized by crossed eyes, nausea, uncontrollable growth of ass-hair, and in severe cases, projectile vomiting, uncontrolled diarrhea and a persistent vegetative state. It is caused by overexposure to the Blue Funnel video.

It's rapid, virus-like spread through the Iraq Theater of Operations is causing entire units to be Combat Ineffective. These crippled units are being re-deployed from Iraq under the guise of the drawdown of US "Surge" forces.

The condition is preventable and can be cured with massive doses of good porn with actual hot chicks who know how to give a blowjob.

Private: "Sarge! Jones is shitting and puking all over himself in his bunk!!!!"

Sarge: "Shit!! Get me a DVD over here starring Tera Patrick and Sky Lopez NOW!"

Private: "Should I call the medics?"

Sarge: "No time. Jones' case of Funnel Vision is one of the worst I've seen. He was a damn good man. You and me are the only ones left, Private. We need to stop the spread of that video; The Worst Porno of All Time."

by TehMaestro February 9, 2008