Vag Neck

An unfavorable anatomic feature common to the aging male population--the accumulation of under-the-chin fat which, when gathered up by a necktie, closely resembles that of shorn female genitalia.

Did you just hear him say that he's disbanding the COVID-19 Task Force?
Wait, what? No...I was so distracted by his Vag Neck that I missed it...

by YAWA May 11, 2020

Skunk Vag

When a female`s vagina reeks like a skunks asshole.

Duuuuude, she had a meaaan case of skunk vag !

by Vagtastic8766 May 2, 2011

side vag

An alternate vag option. Some will have many side vages whilst others may have none.

Yo Tony, I'm tired of my primary vag, but I'm so throat deep in side vag I don't know which one to pound.

by Inbread December 15, 2009

vag crumbs

the cheese like particles that are excreted from a vagina due to a vaginal infections

OMG i just saw that girls panties and there are vag crumbs all up in it

by hunkyboy May 27, 2010

Necro Vag

Necro Vag... A rotting sweltering vagina that has to be surgically removed due to it's necrotic status. Symptoms include an eye blinding smell that wobbles the knees, imbues the lungs, and turns the stomach. An all encompassing odor that consumes a piece of your soul, and stains your very existence. One small whiff and your never the same again.

EXAMPLE..."Mrs smith has a severe case of Necro Vag from all donkey and gorilla sex she had while traveling with the circus"

by smendez April 11, 2010

vag badged

Vag badged

When a female quickly puts her vagina lips on a male's face, much like when a male tea bags a female
Example: "oh my God! Ashley was dancing on the bar and totally vag badged Clark's face!"

by Carly Charity October 24, 2009

vag out

To excrete an extremely large amount vaginal fluid out of the vagina with large force. Particularly a reddish/brown stain. Smells particularly pungent, putrid, and downright wharfy. Preferably at FYE.

Dude, I think AG is about to vag out!
Looks like someone V-Oed!
Christ, looks like your V-ing O!
Who the hell Vaged Out?
Don't get near the V-O!

by Crippy McJim February 14, 2006