man unicorn

More rare than a female unicorn… All-female unicorns search for this rare man who is part powerful and part too good looking to look at. Male unicorns are most famous for their incredible kissing abilities and ability to attract any unicorn they so desire.

Well that Andrew sure is a man unicorn… I am so jealous.

by Alhgator April 19, 2017

Keep Chasing Unicorns

A metaphor for "never grow up"
when someone never wants to be
or wants to think like an adult.
keep believing in unicorns like a little kid,
but in a good and naive way.
Staying true to your believes
believing in utopies

A: "I'll never be like them"

B: "Me neither we will keep chasing unicorns"

by clemente January 28, 2012

Unicorn kiss

When a person (usually an exotic entertainer) places an amount of glitter into his/her rectum and then flatulates a sparkling cloud onto another person. This service is usually performed for a fee in addition to the normal tip.

"Scott" got a unicorn kiss from the cowboy at Gloria's on his bachelor party, but he was so drunk, he still doesn't' know.

by m24b September 1, 2011

Pink Fluffy Unicorns Dancing on Rainbows

When your so excited you have to sing this over and over again until someone will finally come up to you so annoyed that they will slap you in the face so hard a red hand mark will be left on your face cheek.

Me:" Pink fluffy unicorns dancing on rainbows!"
Person: "Dude if you don't shut up right now I will slap you in your face so hard it will leave a red hand mark on your face cheek!"

by Lynea May 20, 2016

unicorn tea party

when two guys and one girl are engaged in sexual activity. the men must wear strap-on "horns" (head dildos) and they double penetrate "down there" so its like riding a unicorn. afterwards she collects the magical "unicorn tea" (jizz) and they have what is called a unicorn tea party.

i had the best time with brad, we had a unicorn tea party with this chick. my head is still sore...

by the dylanator March 20, 2010

unicorn porn

shit that is never going to happen

Q: have you heard the latest unicorn porn?
A: what is it?
Q: they say on fox news that obama is going to hand over power to the king of england.

by theo_ny April 25, 2009

Unicorn dust

Dust you scrape off unicorns with a blade hand crafted by the jawas from Star Wars. This dust is very valuable and is worth around 23 Kraken teeth per Gram! You can snort it to become a unicorn for about 12 hours, or use it to teleport anywhere between 12 and 144 miles depending on the quality.

The ginger wanted to get the unicorn dust, but he was saddened to find out he was allergic.

by Jawen July 8, 2014