Uncontested Divorce

The act of completely winning your divorce and murdering all who hurt you. By allowing your sex addicted spouse to obtain multiple affair partners. Privately file your legal documents . Surprise your spouse by looking them directly in the eye. Call them ugly, fat, stupid and that you never really cared about them. Then imply that they are a total waste of time and space. Arrogantly smile while you leave the moment they are being served with a restraining order , and divorce papers. Meanwhile occulting your knowledge of their extreme abandonment issues, family history of narcissistic cannibalism, psychopathy , and vast knowledge of deadly chemicals.

Investigator : Did read the headline about a crazy spouse arrested for murdering 5 people after being served with papers? Divorce Lawyer: Sounds like a Uncontested Divorce to me.

by Deviled Bacon July 16, 2022

Uncontitable

Titties that cannot be contained by garments crafted by mere mortals.

Autumn’s boobs are uncontitable and they fell out of her top.

by Jrodddr October 8, 2022

Uncanny

When someone is just so strange and a npc with a virus

Hmmmm Chris is so uncanny! He dates thirteen year olds.

by Victimofanuncanny October 22, 2022

Uncanny

A feeling of distress, like when you see your super gaming house demolished by a tractor

Mr. Incredible: My super gaming house was destroyed by a tractor!
Guy: Damn, that's uncanny, man.

by Baboon beaver sucks November 4, 2022

Uncanny!

something uncanny

Uncanny!4

by RedIsSoSus November 20, 2022

Unconditionally

means you love your baby so so much:)

I unconditionally love my baby

by requisss1 January 13, 2023

unconditional love

Means how much I love Darcy.

Wow, Darcy is so perfect, no matter what I unconditional love her.

by PlzLoveMeBack1 February 23, 2023