Twitter 

a place where people meaninglessly fight online, or look for their favorite porn artist

person 1:man i love to use twitter, have you seen whygena's_sketchbook

Person 2: no who the hell is that, shut the hell up

Twitter by gakksun crockpot May 2, 2022

Twitter 

Twitter, made on March 21 2006, created by Jack Dorsey, Noah Glass, Biz Stone, and Evan Williams, is a platform full of easily offended fruitcakes, annoying MCYT stans, furries, and many more mistakes. Some people are "based"(decent opinions), however, most people get "cancelled" "doxxed" or "ratio'ed".

Person A: Why do twitter users get so offended at simple opinions?
Person B: 172.345.11.12

Twitter by syndoken May 4, 2022

Twitter 

full of self centered narcissistic people and is the 1# poison to society and the home to many degenerates and keyboard warriors. people who use it act like their a hive mind and can do anything but really their iq is less then a sloth and most people there have severe vitamin d deficiency. its always a constant battlefield of insults and opinions cant exist for more then a mili second there.

hi guys should i make a twitter account :D

dont.

Twitter by i dotn knwo May 9, 2022

Twitter 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHA AHA AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHA! 🙊 PFFT! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! AHAHAHA AHAHAHA AHA HOO! HO BOY! That is fucking hilarious my guy! You're not wrong though Pfft Hahahahahahahaaa!

Hym "HAHAHAHAHAHA AHA AHA AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"

Iam "It's not that funny"

Hym "It's pretty fucking funny dude! I don't know. Maybe I need to take a second look at it..."

Iam "Where are you going?"

Hym "Hold on..."

Iam ".......... Well?"

Hym "I was checking Twitter again."

Iam "And?"

Hym "PFFTTT BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHA! I wasn't even going to say anything about it! I wasn't even going to say anything about it but it's just too damn funny! He's not wrong though!"

Iam "Come on dude that's not nice"

Hym "My question is: what was the photographer doing? That's not a flattering angle. The pose isn't helping. It's literally the laziest photo I've ever seen in my life! And then this fucking guy has to go and say something about it! I FUCKING LOVE THIS GUY!! HAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"

Iam "I'm sorry about Hym..."

Hym "Don't be! Aaaahahahahaha!!"

Twitter by Hym Iam May 17, 2022

twitter 

a place that no one will tolerate your f*cking opinion

'damn man, you heard about twitter' says a guy

'ye bro, heard that no one gives a shit bout what you like there'

'aight imma post i like anime'

*instantly gets cancelled

twitter by quadruple_bingus May 20, 2022

Twitter 

A hellish site full of a bunch of idiots who think it's ok to fuck animals, and that kids can consent, Also a bunch of people who find anything offensive

Twitter user: "Guys kids and animals can consent, im a proud zoophile and i thought german luigi was offensive 🤓🤓🤓🤓"

Twitter by Ihategachalife May 30, 2022

Twitter 

A literal Dumpster fire, the only good parts are when you say something educational or in a minor section that won’t throw a hissy fit over the first syllable of your sentence

Person 1: I have a Twitter profile
Person 2: Why are you signed in to the Dumpster fire that is Twitter.com

Twitter by Json1040 May 31, 2022