tromo

a cross between a troll and a homo. i.e. if you basically want to call someone a "gay troll" on a message board.

GTFO and quit being such a tromo.

by silencekid218 July 28, 2009

tromboner

an act of sexuality when your partner presents the opening of a trombone/trumpet/saxaphone to your genitals and plays wildly.

ex. 1) Dude, your mom gave me such a tromboner
ex. 2) Hey, play your cards right and you might get a tromboner tonight.
ex. 3) Julie gave me a tromboner yesterday. it was meant to be.

by jroddie June 4, 2011

Whatever Happened to the Man of Tommorow?

"Whatever Happened to the Man of Tommorow?" is what "The Death of Superman" SHOULD have been. A gripping tale that doesn't just kill off Superman, but completes his story, puts and end to the mythology. It isn't just a marketing ploy, it's a grand finale to a great American legend. But it was written by Alan Moore, so what do you expect?

How to be a Good-Boy comic nerd.

Step 1: Get out of bed, and put on your coolest superhero T-Shirt.

Step 2: Go down to your local comic shop.

Step 3: Find a copy of the "Death of Superman" story from the 90's in trade. Place it on a shelf in plain view of the entire store.

Step 4: Face the trade, and promptly give it double birds as you shout "FUCK YOU!!!!" at the top of your lungs.

Step 5: Place trade where you found it.

Step 6: But a copy of "DC Universe: Tales of Alan Moore" containing "Whatever Happened to the Man of Tommorow?"

by ZimMan2 January 9, 2010

playing the trombone

Jacking off.

"Playing the trombone originated from an American movie in the 70's. The jock of the movie referred to 'whacking off' as 'playing his trombone'

"I played my trombone like a mad musician right now. The spit valve was pouring like a sucker."

by sally February 4, 2005

sad trombone

A sex move that is similar to the rusty trombone (licking a man's butthole while giving him a reach around), only with both people crying. Usually occurs post-breakup.

After Andrew got dumped, his girlfriend gave him one last sad trombone.

by Buhrmaster April 5, 2009

Tromboner

The sexual term for when a male sticks his dick in a females ass and at the same time reaches his hand around and plays with her pussy, and beleive it or not at the same time has room to reach around and makeout with her.

I gave your mom a Tromboner last night.

by B. Harp January 10, 2008

rock and roll trombone

The act of tromboning - however, cocaine is first applied to the recipients anus. This takes place under the influence of drugs and whilst listening to loud music.

when Kev came round, he wondered why his bum was numb. Then he suddenly remembered moments of the rock and roll trombone variety

by KellyMc September 11, 2006