Rusty trombone

When a guy is getting his fart-box tongue punched while getting an old fashioned simultaneously.
I heard Jenny likes to put mustard on her rusty trombone when she plays it.
by Dixoncider420 February 06, 2022
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Rusty Trombone

rust·y
/ˈrəstē/ adjective
1. (of a metal object) affected by rust.

trom·bone
/trämˈbōn/
noun
a large brass wind instrument with straight tubing in three sections, ending in a bell over the player's left shoulder, different fundamental notes being made using a forward-pointing extendable slide.

What your dick looks like after having anal sex. The slide part allbrown and rusted looking.
"When i pulled it out of her butt it was all dirty," I said. Laughing my friend said "she gave you the Rusty Trombone."
by jayram1408 January 17, 2023
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Rusty trombone

Get rimmed whilst receiving a hearty reach-around, thus resembling a trombone playing in a full chorus.
by Wubbyzvat November 02, 2022
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Trombone wanker

Hi I’m isla mcklellar n I’m a trombone wanker
by Reptile penis June 30, 2019
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Chocolate Rusty Trombone

When you perform oral sex on the rectum of someone, and blow into their anus to create a gas bubble that will produce feces immediately.
I really didn’t mean to blow that chocolate rusty trombone last night, left a bitter taste.
by Reallowblows May 23, 2020
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Paris trombone

1. A type of bike rack used in Paris that allows two bikes to be locked on either side of the rack without the pedals clashing.
2. A variation on the rusty trombone, where both parties are also smoking cigarettes
1. I locked up my cargo bike at the Paris trombone down the street, it's really nice that it accommodates longer bikes!
2. I asked Rodney if she wanted to give me a Paris Trombone but she said she doesn't like the after taste of cigarettes so we settled on a rusty trombone
by RecklessPete December 21, 2023
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tromboner

a tromboner is a boner that a male gets while in band class. it could also be used as a pun.
“bro, you should’ve seen this girl i saw in band class the other day! she gave me a full on tromboner!”
by ColdpizzaCardboardcastles August 12, 2018
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