tree bastard

A mystical creature that dwells in the forest. Often this creature attacks people on nature hikes. Almost never leaves its tree, this creature looks a lot like an Uphold, very short, ugly and smells like bear droppings.

Damn I was walking thru the woods last week and a tree bastard attacked me.

That tree bastard looks like an Uphold, ugly looking things

by the magican November 3, 2011

Trecorn

(Treh-corn)

1. A tree that is trimmed to look like or simply resembles a unicorn.

2. The symbol and leader of the trecornians, a group who believe that there is a higher power watching over us from the treetops overseeing day to day life, they're a peaceful group that would do anything for their lord and savior trecorn

Guy 1: Oh hey, that tree looks like a unicorn.

Guy 2: Dude show some respect for trecorn.

by Definitely Not Jon September 30, 2014

Tree fiddler

Someone who rubs their penis against a tree for sexual pleasures.

Oh look at that guy over there ,rubbing his balls against a tree!,he’s a tree fiddler

by Hehe sneaky 5000 August 26, 2019

Tree Snipper

A derogatory term for an arborist.

That tree snipper left a massive branch in my front yard.

by McFetty May 12, 2020

Tree Leash

A noose that hangs from tree.

Guys I made a tree leash so I can end my suffering!!!

by A-D0G June 24, 2020

Tree pig

Proper slang for a forest ranger or park police

Damn tree pig busted up our drug-crazed orgy at the campground.

by Mford December 9, 2020

Tree Wizard

A fake spiritualist man who regurgitates ancient information in order to sound like a prophet. Uses spirituality as manipulation techniques to gain followers or sexual interest.

That guy was a total tree wizard, he offered me reiki and told me we were soulmates who needed to fuk to awaken me.

by Seadragon00 January 11, 2021