Tootaloo

Bye felicia

Tootaloo mean girl

by Kittycattypittypatty May 16, 2018

Tartaros

Tartaros, a fairly new yet remarkably anatomically correct type of japanese dildo, made by an equally named brand.

Available in different flavours, sizes, colours and types, such as pocketsize, keyhanger and water-proof.

I think my Tartaros is stuck..

by Devega September 4, 2005

toetally

jo's version of totally (see totally)

NO WAY!TOETALLY! hah u believe i talk like that u moron

by jo March 25, 2005

tortalino

The Italian version of a torta (A really ugly fat bitch who thinks she's hot)

"I was in little Italy and I saw this tortalino eatin a connoli and I questioned life itself"

by Tommy_frkss September 22, 2016

tortas

Overused shoes. Usually referring to worn out shoes OR the only shoes you've worn for months. You might use this when you're angry with someone for wearing the same shoes.

"Oh my god, you only ever wear those tortas anymore!"

by Whitexican July 18, 2016

Tortal

Evolution gave man two weapons... a brain and a lawyer. Man has an insatiable desire to sue others for perceived or real damages inflected on them by their fellow man. We call one type of abuse a "tort", from the Latin "tortium"... a hurt, an injury or a wrong . One "tort" is just one category of abuse, one wrongful act out of all the acts you can sue for. If you protect your rights by suing, you are seen to be "tortal", one who is NOT be messed with, because you know how to fight back... you KNOW how to SUE!

Bob was one who did not suffer fools lightly. To say his perverse use of courts and the law satisfied his base tortal desires is an understatement of the most extreme kind. He sued his mother for not providing the necessities of life.... IN THE WOMB! He even wanted to sue Google for NOT knowing who killed Jimmy Hoffa, even when he politely asked Alexa to help find out. It was Bob who first came up with "O.o.o,h.h., I love tortals!"

by You rReal Name December 22, 2020

Tortatonk

A former plus size rockabilly pinup who previously identified as a tortabilly, but now is into trendy country music and has traded her polka dot flats for some Walmart boots, and her Pabst for a Coors.

Did you see all the Viva tortabillies are now tortatonks? Yes! Country is the new rockabilly!

by It’s me, Pirata! September 17, 2023