shoal toad

lame

quit being a shoal toad

shoal

by kae_d April 4, 2010

Brown Toad

A slang term for genital warts.

After my last one night stand, I caught the brown toad.

by Roy Blanteep November 26, 2013

Horny Toad

A aroused Toad.

The name of a expensive clothing website.

Horny Toad - I want to engulf the narrow space that is your vagina, with my seed.

Not so Horny Toad - I would have considered it but now, I think you're just gross.

Ex.2
Man, you should check out www.hornytoad.com I went there expecting porn but, instead I found awesome cloths that don't stain easily.

by A Guy Who is Fucking Your Mom August 13, 2015

t toddy

An funny cute Honest man
That never cheats on his girl

It a hard working person

Girl you need to go find you an t toddy their the best boyfriends

by Great ideas January 19, 2017

russian toad

An insult for a pathetic person

"Shut the fuck up, you Russian Toad"

by The Abe Lincoln February 5, 2017

Suriname Toad

The act of busting a nut on a girl's back so that your sperm burrows itself into the skin on her back and matures into infants which burst out of her flesh when ready to be born, in a process similar to the reproductive cycle of the Suriname Toad.

"My girlfriend said cum on her back so I gave her the old Suriname Toad"

"I Suriname Toaded this chick last night"

by FalconPaaaawnch August 19, 2018

Last Today

Another word for yesterday; the day before today

Me: “Hey did WiFi Rob come last today?”
Mom: “No he is coming today.”
Me: “Oh fuck ok.”

by WifiRob January 17, 2019