A.K.A. Dill Pickle, he's the guy in the red hoodie at the track that sometimes has ketchup in his pockets. He's a menace to society and won't leave you alone. But sometimes he'll give you ketchup.
by that_monkee_girl April 14, 2022
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by unowhooosl March 06, 2022
I was banging the hell out of Kelly lastnight! She had a yeast inflection and was on her period. My dick looked like a corndog with ketchup.
by Snapper2k1 December 03, 2021
Weird ketchup is referring to any unknown red substance you could find, such as a spillled bloody mary, blood, or hot sauce.
There's some weird ketchup on the floor over there.
by ilikekamenrider March 14, 2024
Also known as Alabama penis ketchup, Alabama ketchup is the rare and nauseating cocktail of dick cheese and blood. It is named after the state in which it was first recorded in 1986 after an incident involving a half-drank jar of moonshine, a nasty breakup, and an empty tub of lotion.
"Damn that homeless dude reeks of Alabama ketchup!"
"Shut the fuck up John you don't need to say that every time you don't like the way something smells"
"I'm gonna jack off until I make some Alabama penis ketchup"
"Shut the fuck up John you don't need to say that every time you don't like the way something smells"
"I'm gonna jack off until I make some Alabama penis ketchup"
by Wrig9 October 09, 2024
Ketchup diarrhea can be messy.
by Pitchy June 19, 2015