Tina, the finest slice of salami around. Tina’s are known as the sophisticated piece of mortadella and a great match to all things cheesy. Unlike her counterpart, she will not curdle. Although sometimes salty, she’s solid and can withstand any element. No refrigeration necessary, great for hikes and picnics. Disclaimer, Tina will cause bloating and possible diarrhea. Not vegan friendly, or friendly at all for that matter.
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The most incredible woman. Gorgeous in every way. Suuuuuper good Ecomm manager and even better in the sheets. Guys will go wild. Definitely NOT sullen.
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Get the sniffing Tina mug.A 40 year old women who finds pleasure in beefing with literal children. She thinks she's smoking hot shit but really she is just a fat piece of horse shit. She's bigger than Augustus Gloop. She thinks she can run a girl Scout troop without being cooked by a bunch of teenage girls who hate her. She tried to take us to Lancaster to meet the Amish but they all thought we were kidnapped by Megamind. She tried to take us on a cruise in the middle of the ocean and wouldn't leave us alone,she stalked us like she was the next Middle Aged predator. She tries to be inclusive but likes to call girls her browbies. What the fuck? She's the first to look at you and say your shirt is too short but she just is mad she can't fit in kids clothes anymore. Talk about HUGE. She left the troop then got mad we didn't give her money she was literally stealing from us. The only reason her daughter sold over 1,000 boxes of cookies every season was because she bought and ate them all.
Girl 1: My name is Tina Arbone and I'm America's next Top 100 Child Predator!
Girl 2: GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME
Girl 2: GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME
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