golden ticket

When you are good friends with a cop and he rights his name and personal phone number on the back of one of his business cards and if you get pulled over buy a cop you can get out of anything up to a class B felony but then that ticket expires and you will need to get a new golden ticket

dude I just got out of bringing drugs over the Mexican border because my brother gave me a golden ticket for Christmas

golden ticket by the law sucks ass March 28, 2010

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Florida Ticket

An act of rape/sexual abuse, in this committed by a man against another man.

Dude, Jeff was so wasted last night! You won't believe this!

What happened to him?

Well, he went home with an obvious cross dresser, and we were laughing to hard to tell him it was clearly a dude

Oh no! did he find out?

Well, let's just say he got a one way ticket to Florida first

A Florida ticket?! Poor guy

Florida Ticket by Bobbakawa September 15, 2009

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pimp ticket

Slang for a $100 bill.

Dude did you see that wad of pimp tickets homie up front in line pulled out? Shit's gangsta!

pimp ticket by What's the deal? February 23, 2010

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Golden Ticket

The extremely hot wife of a moderately attractive man, who is assisted in obtaining extramarital sex due to the envy her beauty inspires in other women.

Susan was so not down, until she met my Golden Ticket.

Golden Ticket by PartykidXO December 14, 2018