Thirsty

All the dudes on fb liking 100 girls pics and in their dm trying to get whatever attention or action they possibly can from a female. Desperate!

They boy so thirsty he be in mine and all my friends dms.

by Epiphany Tiffany February 3, 2017

thirsty dick

when one's penis is thirsting vaginal secretions. lack of sexual contact for a dick! Unicorn sex.

n00bs often get thirsty dicks.
i jizzed in my pants when i got a thirsty dick.

by Ethann00b1 February 1, 2009

Thirsty

An asshole. Someone who does something mean or underhanded.

Shit! That N---- thirsty!

by D Doc March 3, 2009

Thirsty cowboy

Similar to the "falcon" and "dragon" sexual acts but the opposite. It involves one gentleman fingering two vagina's near his face while shaking his head with his tongue out.

Kris: Yo bro, what happened last night when you disappeared with Carmen and Louise?

Jeff: Haha we went upstairs and I did the thirsty cowboy!

Kris: No way? Unbelievable Jeff!

by DJ Fuck January 25, 2014

Thirsty-Drive

Driving while under the influence of alcohol. Another term for drinking and then driving.

"I've had 5 shots, but I need to get my car home, looks like it's time for a Thirsty-Drive!"

by TowerLadda71 December 20, 2014

Thirsty

Having or showing a strong desire for something.

Jake was as thirsty for scandal as anyone else.

by Contradiction May 6, 2015

Thirsty goggles

Like beer goggles but kicks in while a person is sober and willing to fuck any one of any body type..

Did you see that come of his room?

Yeah..... he has thirsty goggles again

by Myers guy May 1, 2016