Thunder Cunt

Coined in Blade: Trinity by Ryne Renolds' character; Hannibal King, the term is often used to describe types of people the word 'cunt' simple doesn't describe well enough.

Thunder Cunt describes a person so cuntish that it is as if the Thunder God himself had thrown a bolt of lightning into an infected vagina, spread the infection to the brain of said person, leaving them a disastrous, miserable, lonely peice of shit.

Thunder Cunt.

"Ed Davison is a Thunder Cunt"

"Ed Davison you're a mother fucking Thunder Cunt fagoot piece of shit"

Yeah man, that guy Ed Davison is the biggest fucking Thunder Cunt in the entire world"

by Victory of the People April 12, 2010

Thunder-suck

An incredibly fast and enjoyable fellatial experience.

'Hey girl, stop this bitchin'and give me a thunder-suck!'

'My bird gives boss thunder-sucks!'

"The couple's argument was soon eradicated by the precise use of a well-timed thunder-suck."

by Minimax, Cpt. Johnson & Ginger Pirate July 23, 2007

blue thunder

An appropriate term for Viagra.

The crazy old Texan Vietnam vet we gave an MRI to today asked if we could put in a porn for him to watch during the scan. To which I responded "no sir we need minimal movement from you for optimal results". He said "Don't worry son, I haven't had my blue thunder today yet."

by fjordy December 28, 2005

thunder chunky

A hot male or female with a sexy body that you want to slam against rapidly.

Yo Padre..you're one fine thunder chunky. Wanna slam?

by chunky mama July 18, 2006

Thunder throne

When a chick is giving you a blumpkin and after you shove her face in the toilet.

Chick 1: hey so my asshole boyfriend did a thunder throne on me...
Chick 2: oh haha how was it?
Chick 1: shitty..

Guy 1: hey man so my gf was giving me a blumpkin and I pulled a thunder throne on her.
Guy 2: nice bro!!!
*guys high five*

by Laker_boy October 15, 2011

Thunder Butt

the fat guy at the pound in homeward bound

sassy (the cat): "this way thunder butt"

by Ty54 May 31, 2009

Thunder Queef

A woman who has had so much sex that when she queefs it rumbles like thunder; a sound that echoes and vibrates in the air like thunder, often produced from a woman who is sexually promiscuous or loose.

"Dude, what was that sound?" "Dude, it just came from Thunder Queef!"

"Its sound was so amazingly disgusting, I thought that it was a thunder queef."

by Rocky the Squirrel April 1, 2008