Dong Thong

An erection of such magnitude in which the undergarment is drawn into the crack of the buttocks resulting in a massive wedgie.

That tasty babe gave me a raging dong thong.

by Boomsuckit May 11, 2013

thongcrete

(thong-creet) The crusties that accumulate on one's thong after a period of not wiping. Can be either a man or woman, there is no discrimination on who wears thongs and accumulates thongcrete. Most normally associated with someone who is dirty and does not shower (or in this particular case, wipe). Kind of like fumunda cheese.

Fuck man, I've got some nasty thongcrete going on.

by TheRealKoolGuy November 10, 2010

denim thong

The phenomenon that happens when a girl's shorts are so short that they appear to be a denim thong. Usually denim thongs are worn by girls who should never leave the house looking like this.

Amy: UH, do you see that girl's shorts?!?

Shelby: What the hell? Is that a denim thong?

by pnutbutter'sjelly May 28, 2011

Man-thong

The condition when a man's underwear, usually briefs, have become so deteriorated on the back side that the material covering the ass cheeks has completely disintegrated leaving only the elastic band remaining. When exposed, the view from behind-to unwitting observers-appears like the wearer is sporting a thong.

Samantha: "I thought the plumber's crack was a nasty sight to witness. Yesterday, I saw a guy bend over at the gym revealing his man-thong."

Danielle: "Gross!"

by Perv Johnson February 28, 2011

tongan ninja

A funny but crap film.
Funny becos its shit

only 2 funny parts sum 1 wit a brit accent says:"My Name is Chin wa tokasinkodsay ella nooooooohhhhhhh... but u can call me Dwayne".

and a part where a girl has an oversized teddy bear and sum1 walks up 2 her and goes:" Your parents......were eten by godzilla

Tongan Ninja is a very bad quality, shit film which is only really funny cos its a shit copy of kung powwhich kicks ass

by Lucas December 31, 2003

Thingamabobwhosiewhatsit

if you cant remember what something is called, use this word in place of it, also used to describe something that you dont know in the first place.

Hey, arent you going to the... um, that..., that Thingamabobwhosiewhatsit?

by Rynn May 12, 2006

Thong Girl

Thong Girl is a comics and film series created by Glen Weiss and Lucky Louie Productions. Thong Girl is a Nashville based superhero whose super power is shooting lasers out of her ass. Thong Girl's latest film is Thong Girl 4: The Body Electric.

WOW! Thong Girl took down drug dealers with her ass laser.

by BeardedNail June 24, 2011