iron thief

A person who is blamed for the wrongdoings, mistakes, or faults of others, especially for reasons of expediency.

A box, a daisy and an iron thief walk into a bar....

by Iron Thief March 30, 2019

Sneeze Thief

One who steals away a sneeze by saying bless you too early.

You just had to say bless you, didn't you? You damn sneeze thief.

by Pancho Rodriguez September 7, 2021

Couch thief

a. That friend who somehow always ends up leaning on your life, crashing on your couch, and gives you nothing in return, i.e. when you're all watching TV, the couch thief asks you to get a soda for them, and when you return they've stolen your seat.

Brian is a couch thief. He venmo-ed me to split the Uber, even though he had a free ride.

by 60MinutesInHavana November 22, 2017

Penny thief

Clickbait YouTubers who have to many ads for a video that 10:01 long.|Ricegum

Bob: I met a youtube at Vidcon!
Mark: was it a Penny thief?
Bob: No, it was Lele Pons.
Mark: That is an oxymoron!

by Pettycrimes July 14, 2020

Horse Thief

an insult for someone who has wronged you or betrayed you in some way.

Johnny: You broke my granny's special vase! You yellow bellied horse thief, you'll pay for this!

by kobwebster March 13, 2023

Thief

Mark Zuckerberg

Mark Zuckerberg aka Zuck the Cuck has copied and stolen intellectual property from MySpace and now Twitter to create copycat companies like Facebook, Instagram and most recently Threads. It's also a proven fact that Mark Zuckerberg ran companies steal users data even after they delete their accounts. He is definitely a thief!

by GloryDoge July 11, 2023

eye thief

Someone who steals something visually by looking at it

That eye thief over there is looking a lot.

by rYb0rg47 September 6, 2022