Sunglass thief

Anyone named mike is the definition of a sunglass thief.

Theres a sunglass thief named mike stealing sunglasses

by Theguardians June 6, 2023

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<.7.6.7.9.>Cheat = Process, Lie = Dichotomize, Thief = Investigate<.7.6.7.9.>

by Adujasty343 July 14, 2025

condiment thief

the reason why McDonald's hides ketchup and mustard behind the counter

Too cheap to buy his own the condiment thief fills her purse or his pockets with tiny portions of condiments

by ranktude November 29, 2012

Justice thief

A person who always needs to be correct. The will never accept that they are at fault. The misinterpret situations and view their opinions as the truth.

Faye is being a justice thief right now because she refuses to apologize for leaving the gas cap on the hood of the car which made it blow away. She says it’s okay because she paid for the gas.

by strawberry ice cream November 23, 2021

Sneeze Thief

One who steals away a sneeze by saying bless you too early.

You just had to say bless you, didn't you? You damn sneeze thief.

by Pancho Rodriguez September 7, 2021

.9.Cheat = Process, Lie = Dichotomize, Thief = Investigate.9.

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.9.Cheat = Process, Lie = Dichotomize, Thief = Investigate.9.

by Adujasty343 July 14, 2025

“Give away save” thief

Someone that gets caught stealing then gives it away for the excuse to say it was the persons they gave it to.

Why did you take that? I was just giving it back to “blank” because I thought it was theirs . Man you just a “give away save” thief.

by Frntstrthstlr July 14, 2023