fish thief

The savvy squatty fisherman friend of yours who scarfs up all the fish filets harvested from a fishing trip.

“Hey check out The Fish Thief Ray Ray running off with our fish!!!”

by Jack Macko May 04, 2022

Yakeley Laundry Thief

A girl who terrorized Yakeley (and Gilchrist) laundry rooms during the 2024-2025 school year by stealing name-brand clothing and selling it on depop and to plato’s closet. This event caused widespread panic (and entertainment) making people wonder if they’ve fallen victim to this horrible crime.

“all my lulu is missing!”
“girl… it was definitely the Yakeley laundry thief. check depop.”

by spartysleftboot May 06, 2025

Horse Thief

an insult for someone who has wronged you or betrayed you in some way.

Johnny: You broke my granny's special vase! You yellow bellied horse thief, you'll pay for this!

by kobwebster March 13, 2023

Thief trick

One of many pony tricks where the store clerk sets up a robbery where she tackles the thief to the ground before he gets out of the store, making herself the hero of the day to a viewing audience. They both later have a good laugh about everything when there are no cameras rolling.

That dumbass watching the news fell for her thief trick. The clerk and robber who set it up knew each other well, they got a good laugh out of it.

by Solid Mantis January 09, 2020

iron thief

A person who is blamed for the wrongdoings, mistakes, or faults of others, especially for reasons of expediency.

A box, a daisy and an iron thief walk into a bar....

by Iron Thief March 30, 2019

Alex the Thief

One who breaks up with roommate... but takes the prized possession- The Toaster Oven.

He does this, while the roommate has sentimental value & assumes values.

Then. He doesn’t even use it.

Dick.

Dude. I thought we were friends. Alex the Thief

I went to make my delicious toast... And. It.Was.Gone. The precious toaster oven.

by Bitchy bartender June 28, 2019

Sunglass thief

Anyone named mike is the definition of a sunglass thief.

Theres a sunglass thief named mike stealing sunglasses

by Theguardians June 07, 2023