Thief

Hym "The thief that submits to the incest cult gets a pass and the one that doesn't gets his eyes pecked out. And the first thief is in heaven... Unless it isn't real! In which case, he's NOWHERE. So as long as you are desperate for immortality... You get to crime! Everything I've done is justified I guess. Not that I've done any crimes. Did create AI just there. I was desperate for immortality the whole time so I am religiously allowed to do this thing I'm doing."
by Hym Iam April 13, 2025
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White Thief

A person who steals from another thief to return its belongings to it's rightful owner.
I do white thief heroics for a living.
by DeadRain August 28, 2025
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Pupil Thief

The best movie ever made starring the one and only Nicolas Cage. It is a trademark of Niall Corp. People generally now use this term to something that is totally awesome.
Person 1 "Man did you see that triple back-flip the guy did on the shark!"
Person 2 "I know man that was a total Pupil Thief!"
and
Person 1 "What movie would you say is the best movie ever?"
Person 2 " Pupil Thief of course! Why did you even have to ask that question?"
by RagingFire2010 August 01, 2013
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Friend thief

A stupid person who tries to steal your best friend by hanging out with you and your best friend.
For example they are the only person who can sit next to your best friend.
Rulie aka friend thief always has to sit next to my best friend Gilia.
by Bowgirl April 07, 2019
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date thief

A woman who has absolutely no intention of liking a guy, goes out with him just to enjoy the free food, cinema, a drive home or, or whatever else he is paying for.
Girl 1: "I had such a great time with Tommy, we went for lunch, watched a movie at the cinema and gave me a ride home!"

Girl 2: "Do you think he's hot? Did he try to kiss you afterwards?"

Girl 1: "He did give me a bunch of roses and a box of chocolates, which is nice... but there's no way in hell I'd let him near me, the guy's fugly!"

Girl 3: "Then why the fuck did you go on a date with him??"

Girl 1: "I wasn't bothered to take the bus and I spent too much money on that new designer bag... the guy was asking me out for weeks, so why not enjoy some free food and a ride home?"

Girl 2: "you're such a date thief and a bitch... wow"
by CPU_man50 June 20, 2016
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cheap thief

One who Commits a felony in order to steal unvaluables.
The cheap thief commited a robbery but only made off with 50 dollars in change.
by DA price is right October 30, 2010
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Rooster Thief

I heard her boyfriend is really a Rooster Thief ,straight cock smuggler
by anonymous November 19, 2022
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