Sneeze Thief

One who steals away a sneeze by saying bless you too early.

You just had to say bless you, didn't you? You damn sneeze thief.

by Pancho Rodriguez September 7, 2021

.9.Cheat = Process, Lie = Dichotomize, Thief = Investigate.9.

.9.Cheat = Process, Lie = Dichotomize, Thief = Investigate.9.

.9.Cheat = Process, Lie = Dichotomize, Thief = Investigate.9.

by Adujasty343 July 14, 2025

iron thief

A person who is blamed for the wrongdoings, mistakes, or faults of others, especially for reasons of expediency.

A box, a daisy and an iron thief walk into a bar....

by Iron Thief March 30, 2019

Couch thief

a. That friend who somehow always ends up leaning on your life, crashing on your couch, and gives you nothing in return, i.e. when you're all watching TV, the couch thief asks you to get a soda for them, and when you return they've stolen your seat.

Brian is a couch thief. He venmo-ed me to split the Uber, even though he had a free ride.

by 60MinutesInHavana November 22, 2017

Drama thief

A person who steal someone's drama

I stole his drama and his money, and his girl friend as well! he is now a loser. I am a bad drama thief!

by Goodchild May 14, 2015

box thief

a lesbian who hooks up with other peoples girlfriends, often used in the prison context.

"that bitch is shady, stealing everyone's meat, she a box thief"

by dreadhead22 January 3, 2016

Penny thief

Clickbait YouTubers who have to many ads for a video that 10:01 long.|Ricegum

Bob: I met a youtube at Vidcon!
Mark: was it a Penny thief?
Bob: No, it was Lele Pons.
Mark: That is an oxymoron!

by Pettycrimes July 14, 2020