Theo

Is a huge cock

Hey that guy Theo is a massive wanker

by Glorioushole November 23, 2021

Theo

Theo - A useless cricketer, who can't bat, bowl or catch for shit. He also makes mediocre knock-offs that even China wont touch.

Person 1: "Hey, did you hear they got 0 runs?"
Person 2: "Yeah, they had Theo on their team. Tipies Theo"

by CornieVanErmelo February 15, 2024

Theo

His name means god in Greek. He is the sweetest person there is. Handsome, so cute, shy, sensitive and funny. He guaranteed to put a smile on ur face.

He have the softest voice and touches you’ll ever know.
He may make mistakes but never hide them from u.
He will make u laugh despite the fact that you’re so mad and his tickles are the best. Theo is the greatest friend and greatest lover.

He doesn’t realize how much he means to you. Make sure to keep him forever.

Person 1- I am sad
Person 2- You need a Theo

by its.moptop November 21, 2021

Theo

A person who got no bitches.

Theo didnt have any bitches

by IndianAss February 10, 2022

Theo

Theo is a super ultra mega supreme ruler of cutness

Theo, you are cute

by RaccoonsAreCute May 24, 2021

theo bro

It’s supposed to be a pejorative similar to “gym rat” or “gear head” where the person is considered too engrossed in the “hobby” of theology to have a healthy perspective.

Those theo bros don’t respect my feelings about Jesus because they worry too much about hermeneutics.

by jpsixsmith March 19, 2023

Theo

There are 5 types of theos. The bad boy skater one, usually blonde. The one that plays with girls emotions. The sporty one who's probably really tall. The one that does anything to impress a girl, they've probably bleached their hair. And the creepy one.

Girl 1: oh i met a guy called theo today, he's kinda cute
Girl 2: what type of theo was he?
Girl 1: bad boy, blonde skater boy
Girl 2: ok, make sure he isn't weird or manipulative

by I.speak.the.truth,deal.with.it July 20, 2021