Drinking enough moonshine at a hoedown to misbehave to an excessive level of insanity but joyous insanity.
Dr V was so hoedown-wasted everyone in his circle had the best time, riding the bull and line dancing, until the morning, when a Dr V remedy was required.
by Ms Knows It January 5, 2023
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"They probably called you 'bestie' and got horny over fictional characters, huh?
"Yeah man, and they were all little gay kids."
"Sounds pretty radioactive."
"They probably called you 'bestie' and got horny over fictional characters, huh?
"Yeah man, and they were all little gay kids."
"Sounds pretty radioactive."
by Cxdavreous March 4, 2021
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-Moved to Gainesville with a scholarship to UF, but flunked out fall of freshman year.
-Days spent near campus without any real attachment to it.
-Working at non-brand retail stores near Downtown to "keep on keepin' on."
-Has a loose, flaky plan to take a class at Santa Fe in 6-7 months, without actually enrolling.
-Moved to Gainesville with a scholarship to UF, but flunked out fall of freshman year.
-Days spent near campus without any real attachment to it.
-Working at non-brand retail stores near Downtown to "keep on keepin' on."
-Has a loose, flaky plan to take a class at Santa Fe in 6-7 months, without actually enrolling.
"Shit, Kevin's really hittin' the books."
"Nah dude, he flunked out in Spring 2010. Kev's still waiting for his pop punk band to get signed. He's Gainesville wasted."
"Nah dude, he flunked out in Spring 2010. Kev's still waiting for his pop punk band to get signed. He's Gainesville wasted."
by Gnmuller November 29, 2021
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Dude, can you not pee on my carpet you wasted fuck.
That wasted fuck Will had so much to drink that he did not realize the huge man punishing him from behind.
That wasted fuck Will had so much to drink that he did not realize the huge man punishing him from behind.
by martin v January 22, 2004
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Get the Wasting time mug.the act of drinking to the point that you should have gone to the hospital or gotten alcohol poisoning. getting waste-faceded usually results in a 24-48 hour long hangover and not remembering what happened once you started drinking
yeah my drunk scale goes tipsy, fuzzy, buzzing, drunkish, drunk, sloshed, hammered, swasted, hamboned, waste-faceded.
he drank a 1.75 of 100 proof soco in 4 hours and was so waste-faceded that he woke up in a staircase on the other side of campus!
he drank a 1.75 of 100 proof soco in 4 hours and was so waste-faceded that he woke up in a staircase on the other side of campus!
by liquid524 December 4, 2009
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