Schrödinger's Volcano

A new take on the famous thought experiment, Schrödinger's cat, that illustrates a paradox of quantum superposition. Inbrought by the undisputed masterpiece "TOO MUCH VOLCANO!" , & its confusion inbrought by Natsuki's lyrics describing the Aso Kujū National Park volcano situation. Natsuki mentioned that there is too much volcano & that there is no volcano? Many theorize that the answer is that it's "TOO MUCH VOLCANO!" given that the song is titled "TOO MUCH VOLCANO!".
Neglected gas stoves left on with candles abutting are like Schrödinger's Volcano: until you check in, they exist as both exploded & non-exploded .
by MoribundMurdoch June 22, 2021
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volcano action

The art of spraying down a woman with ones semen, as defined by Kevin Hodge on Youtube
Kevin: Man, I pulled out and sprayed that slut down! I had some volcano action going on! I busted all kindzz of nuts!
Keith: Thats good man, that's real good
by Mack-Dog July 29, 2015
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Blowjob Volcano

When you order someone a blowjob at the bar. While they are taking the shot with no hands tell a funny joke and make them laugh. Whilst they spew a volcano of blowjob all over themselves.
Yesterday, Angel had the Mt.Saint Helens of a Blowjob Volcano at the bar. He erupted all over himself and the bartender.
by The Service Writer January 28, 2025
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volcano native

a volcano native is an indigenous person who's homeland is in either latin america or the islands. this stems from the volcano emoji 🌋 used to represent them
"Aw double fuck we're both volcano natives!"

"Whys that a problem?"

"It means we're probably cousins fok!"
by awwdoublefuck October 02, 2021
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Volcano shank

Prison slang for when you tamper with your cell mate's food so they die of diarrhea and it can't be traced to you.
My word. It seems Archibald was volcano shanked. Someone get a mop.
by Pookasydi June 13, 2022
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Jimmy vs. The volcano

Masturbating with cayenne pepper infused lube.
Bill was playing jimmy vs. The volcano and burned his eyes when he misfired.
by AdamDangerX January 11, 2016
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volcano protection

Guy 1: Yo dude, I heard you fucked Melinda last night.
Guy 2: Yeah, it was awesome, but I'm nervous because I forgot my Volcano Protection.
by StalinGotNoCredit June 02, 2018
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